I thought this joke was pretty good, especially considering Carin’spostfrom the other day. In a small midwestern conservative town, there wasn’t a place to get a drink for miles around, so a local entrepreneur saw an opportunity: He started to build a tavern. Liking a “dry” town, the local church started a campaign to block …
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Welcome To Wal-Mart. You Got Any Spare Change?
According to a recent survey conducted by police in Coos Bay, Oregon,the panhandlers that hang around outside of the local Wal-Mart make in a day what clerks inside make in a week. I’m not sure if I feel more shocked that this is allowed to happen in a so-called civilized society or guilty that I …
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I’ll Pry That $5 Out Of Your Cold, Dead Hands
Barbara Antonelliis a much more forgiving soul than I will ever, ever be. If I were having a heart attack in my doctor’s office and some stupid bitch receptionist was getting in the way of the people trying to save me so that she could collect the $5 payment I owed, I’d be demanding her …
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Come Out With Your Pants Up!
I’m not sure why I decided to readthis story about Calgary’s new public toilet,but I did and its got me curious. One of the features built into the thing is a 9 minute warning in the form of a light letting you know that it’s time to move it on out. If you stay another …
What Could Possibly Go Wro…Boom!
Quick question. Does the idea of a gas-pumping robot sound like a bad one to anybody else, or is it just me being silly? In case you’re wondering how the €75,000 technological miracle does its stuff, it has a database of vehicles, with their corresponding fuel cap designs and fuel types. Reuters elaborates: “A robotic …
Happy Birthday Carin And A Bunch Of Other Crap
So how’s everybody? Are you enjoying this weather? If your answer is yes and you live anywhere near me, you’re an idiot, plain and simple. I don’t like winter at the best of times, but things are really getting out of hand this year. One thing I’ve noticed though is that there’s a definite lack …
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That Guy Needs A Hug
If you’re having a bad day, stop complaining and start counting your lucky stars that you’re notthis guy. And in case anybody is curious, this definitely falls well within the fuck fuckity fuck fuck ouch category.
Haw Haw Haw, You Really Got Me There
You’d think that of all the people who should know that pretending to break into somebody’s house as a joke is a dumb idea, a police officer would be right at the top of the list, but apparently not. Perhaps the bullet the doctors had to dig out of his stomach will serve as a …
More Things You’ll Never Hear In A Western Movie
A long time ago, I posted a list of things you’ll never hear in a western movie. Well, it turns out there are more of them, so… “As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against participating in that showdown in the middle of town. The liability issues are staggering.” “Well me, the construction worker, …
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