I had no idea this was a crime and haven’t the foggiest clue why anyone would do it, but a UK man has been registered as a sex offender after being caughtfucking a bike. Robert Stewart earned himself a hearing at Ayr Sheriff Court following the incident last October when two “extremely shocked” cleaners at …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
>Cancakes
>Society’s quest to cram everything imaginable into a time-saving box has taken another step forward with the release of theBatter Blaster.Yes, pancakes in a spray can. Add somepre-cracked eggs in a milk carton,and you’ve got yourself a true breakfast of champions. I’m not sure what’s more distressing, the idea of spraying an aerosol can over …
>May I See Your Burner’s Permit?
>I know we tend to rag on Britain a lot around here, but think for a few minutes about the idea ofcharging people £200 a year for a smoking permit,and then try telling me that you honestly don’t think they deserve it. I doubt this idea is going anywhere considering that the brains behind it …
Glad They’re Thinking Ahead
Preemptive Memorial Honors Future Victims Of Imminent Dam Disaster
Shall We Head To The Graveyard Of Bad Ideas?
I need somebody to explain thisAnti-Groping Applithing to me, because I’m just not getting it. Snip from the article, which is trying but failing: The application flashes increasingly threatening messages in bold print on the phone’s screen to show to the offender: “Excuse me, did you just grope me?” “Groping is a crime,” and finally, …
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You’re All Gonna Hate Me For This
Q. What goes ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAA’?A. A sheep with no lips. Q. What do you call a fish with three eyes?A. Fiiish. Sorry, it’s just been way too long since I’ve done that. Besides, somebody said to me the other day that I needed to start posting more jokes again. I hope that man is happy.
Praise The Lord!
I’m glad to hear that President Bush had such a good visit with the Dalai Lama. Er, actually make that “Dali Lama”.
Are We There Yet?
Do you ever find yourself wondering gee, is it Christmas right now? Me neither, but if ever such a thing does happen to you, you now have an easy way to check. Now that EatFruit.com seems to be down, this is far and away the new most useless thing on the entire internet. That said, …
Finally Some Good News
Not-So-Horrible Thing Happens In Iraq BAGHDAD—In a development Pentagon officials are calling not nearly as horrifying as usual, three car bombs ripped through a Baghdad marketplace Monday, killing fewer than 15 innocent civilians, severely injuring no more than 30, and merely maiming one U.S. soldier. The car bombs, which were detonated by Iraqi insurgents at …
There’s A Market For More Than One Of These Things?
Remember that goofy USB scented oil burner? Don’t ask me how or why, but I guess the idea must have taken off, because another company is now competing with the original.