A participant in the annual Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament near St Petersburg, Russia was disqualified in shame for “sexual abuse of apparatus”, Mosnews reports. In other news, there really is such a thing as the annual Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Efficiency Expert
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he accidentally knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. “Do all the waiters carry …
I’m Sure She’s Very Proud
The following is a public service announcement brought to you by the good folks at Vomit Comet. When you’re flying somewhere with your Mom and you don’t want her to know that you’re carrying your penis pump with you, there are probably better ways to hide it from her than telling security that you’ve got …
>Neato
>I decided to post this not only because it’s pretty cool, but also because I wanted to get the talking out of his ass reference in before everybody else gets the chance to beat it to death.
You Did What?!
Here’s something that I’m sure will shock the hell out of pretty much anybody who knows anything about me, and maybe even disappoint a few people, likely the ones with poor taste in entertainment. After doing quite a bit of thinking, I’ve decided to give up my radio show. I hadn’t been completely happy with …
>Here We Go Again
>Apparently handing out awards recognizing people for their many years of service to an organization is age discrimination now. In other news, some of you still don’t believe I’m right about the world being completely and utterly insane.
And Now It’s Time For Today’s Story That Makes Steve Seriously Consider Throwing Himself Over His Balcony
We, as a people, have now reached the point where we feel it necessary tocut the smoking scenes out of classic cartoons to prevent children from being exposed to unacceptable negative messages. If you just read that and either A don’t see a problem with it or B think it’s a good idea, I’d like …
Rub One Out For Research
Charity wants people to lend a hand… The most striking part of this story to me isn’t that they’re holding a masturbate-a-thon, I’ve heard about a few of those before. What really gets me about this is that the event is being put on with the help of an HIV charity, and the article says …
Best! Headline! Ever!
Cornholing tourney planned in Terry I wish they’d explain who Terry was and how they got him to agree to this.
Ouch
I’ll bet this guy is thrilled to death that they wrote his full name in this story, not that it matters since he’ll now forever be known as nuts caught in the chair guy.
