>Apparently handing out awards recognizing people for their many years of service to an organization is age discrimination now. In other news, some of you still don’t believe I’m right about the world being completely and utterly insane.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
And Now It’s Time For Today’s Story That Makes Steve Seriously Consider Throwing Himself Over His Balcony
We, as a people, have now reached the point where we feel it necessary tocut the smoking scenes out of classic cartoons to prevent children from being exposed to unacceptable negative messages. If you just read that and either A don’t see a problem with it or B think it’s a good idea, I’d like …
Rub One Out For Research
Charity wants people to lend a hand… The most striking part of this story to me isn’t that they’re holding a masturbate-a-thon, I’ve heard about a few of those before. What really gets me about this is that the event is being put on with the help of an HIV charity, and the article says …
Best! Headline! Ever!
Cornholing tourney planned in Terry I wish they’d explain who Terry was and how they got him to agree to this.
Ouch
I’ll bet this guy is thrilled to death that they wrote his full name in this story, not that it matters since he’ll now forever be known as nuts caught in the chair guy.
Location, Location, Location!
No matter what the word means where you come from, building a restaurant called Cafe Osama across the street from an American embassy is never a good idea. By the way, the best part of this story is the very last line.
Um…Uh…Wow…
According to a recent survey, 8 out of 10 adults are so addicted to their cell phones that they don’t even turn them off during sex. I should have to say nothing else.
Your Beautiful, And Annoying Too
James Blunt has placed 4th on a list of 100 things that bug the crap out of people. This should surprise none of you, at least none of you beyond the ones who think that maybe he should have ranked higher.
What Goes Up, Must Come Down, Then Go Up Again, And Then Back Down, Then Up…
I still have nothing much to say, so here’s afun happy story about a guy with a penile implant who gets a nice big erection whenever the people next door use their garage door opener.
I Love A Good Meltdown
I just sawthis rundown of 10 of the greatest sports-related temper tantrums in historyon the CBC website. There’s some pretty good stuff here, I know we’ve got some sports fans who check out the site and I’ve got nothing else to write about, so enjoy.
