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Honestly, I do. I’ve met a pretty good number of Newfoundlanders in my life, and almost all of them have been some of the nicest people you could ever hope to run into, and I don’t even mean with your car. And no matter what people say about them, I haven’t met a single Newfy …
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A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll ya have?” The seal says, “Anything but a Canadian club.”
This made me laugh so hard I almost cried. For $21.95 US, you can now get your very own Celebrity Butt Plug. They come in various styles, including George Dubya Tush, Parass Hilton, and the one I thought was most creative, Dingleberry Bonds. They write a good sales pitch too, so good that I almost …
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Q. How many Gay Rights Activists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. a bulb shouldn’t have to change. Society should accept it as it is.
Warning: Barby tagged me today, so long ass survey ahead. I won’t feel bad if you don’t read all of this. 1. What do you wish your name was?Hugh G. Rection. it would be good advertising. It would be false advertising mind you, but good all the same. 2. What is your favorite thing to …
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A Chinese man stopped having sex with his wife 17 years ago because a friend told him that he would live for 1000 years if he became a celibate vegetarian. What I don’t understand is this. If you can’t have sex and you can’t have hamburgers, why would you want to live that long? Oh, …
A New York state man who broke into a barn in the middle of the night, spray-painted the genitals of 3 goats orange and left behind a number of pornographic magazines has had charges of burglary and animal cruelty dropped in exchange for himself and an accomplice making donations totalling nearly $2000 to their local …
In a quick update to something I mentioned a little while ago, the church people didn’t get their way, and Elton John is now free to gay up the island of Tobago! Woohoo!
Bigoted emails from Army recruiter outrage gay man It’s sad that grown human beings feel the need to act this way in public. But that said, this story is pretty funny, especially the part where the army lady tells the guy to, and this is a quote, “GO BACK TO AFRICA AND DO YOUR GAY …
This was emailed to me yesterday and I thought it was pretty funny. I’m not a big Star Trek fan myself, but I know a lot of people who are and judging from what I’ve seen and heard of the show through them, this seems pretty well accurate to me. *Things That Never Happened On …