This is one of those stories where, I hope anyway, you read it and just say to yourself, “you’ve got to be kidding!” It seems that the mother of a Muslim grade 5 student in Edmonton is very upset because the new issue of a booklet used to teach students about current events had the …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
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It’s early on an average Saturday morning. Outside the window, there is a quiet, sunless, breezeless yet cool and somehow sticky 17 degree day. Inside the window, there are 2 angry blind people trying to figure out how it is that with no heat on in the apartment, there could possibly be an atmosphere best …
When Ya Gotta Go, Ya Gotta Go
Man urinated on cash till. There are certain things in this world that I don’t even try to understand. This is one of them.
I Guess This Is The Part Where I’m Supposed To Make The Joke About Him Getting Off
Charges dropped in sex aid-bomb mixup. CHICAGO (AP) – Prosecutors dropped all charges against a man who said an airport security guard misunderstood him when she thought he said a sexual device in his backpack was really a bomb. Mardin Amin, who appeared in court Wednesday morning, has said he actually told the female security …
The Blue Screen Of Life Sentence
The Zichuan District People’s Court in China is being criticized for using a computer program to determine sentences in more than 1500 criminal cases. The software, which is said to be programmed to work with about 100 different types of cases, allows judges to enter details of a particular crime into the system, which then …
OUCH!
Man needs surgery after sex with hedgehog. And if that’s not enough for you, feel free to have a look at theSmartKlamp male circumcision device. If anyone needs me, I’ll be trying desperately to convince my penis that I’m not crazy enough to subject it to any of this shit.
AHHHHHHH!
I’m not sure how many of you remember those weatherman videos I put up a couple of years ago, but whether you do or you don’t, here’s another one for you. This guy freaks out for nearly a full minute on live TV because a roach frightens him, while I double over for nearly a …
Help A Brother Out
Something’s been bugging me for a few days, and looking at our search stats, I can’t think of a better place to look for an anser than here. I was writing up some music news forSalty Hamthe other day, and I came across a story aboutEddie Van Halen writing some music for a porn film.In …
He’s On Drugs? You’re Kidding!
Rememberthe super genius who jumped out of the upper deck of Yankee Stadium last year because he wanted to see if the nets could hold him?Well, here’s a quickupdateon him. NEW YORK (AP) – A baseball fan who jumped from the upper deck at Yankee Stadium onto the netting behind home plate has been banned …
Hey! That’s Not A Hand!
A participant in the annual Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament near St Petersburg, Russia was disqualified in shame for “sexual abuse of apparatus”, Mosnews reports. In other news, there really is such a thing as the annual Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament.