Snappy title eh? But that’s exactly what these are. Funny signs that are supposedly real. I love this kind of stuff almost as much as those crazy product warning labels that we were doing a little while ago. Sign In a clothing store:“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.” In the window of …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Stupid Jokes Crack Me Up Sometimes
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is three o’clock in the …
Common Sense Horoscopes
I wish I knew who wrote this, it’s hilarious. Common sense horoscope ARIES (March 21-April 19) Paying more than $700 for a lollipop could be financially unsound. Opt for a mundane evening at home over a three-state crime spree. Avoid fire. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Using words may help you communicate your thoughts. Reconsider plans …
Somebody Stop These British Criminal Monsters
This is the best idea I’ve heard in a while. I hope more stories come out with updates on how it goes. As US coast-to-coast crimewaves go, it is not in the league of Bonnie and Clyde. It lacks both violence and avarice and is further hindered by an overabundance of pre-publicity. Undeterred, a couple …
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You Are Here
I really need to come up with an official name for this bit. If anybody has one, feel free to suggest it either on the comment boards or by email. It’s been a long time and a few people have asked about it so it’s time once again to make fun of people and the …
A Bit Of A Warning
I’m not sure how many of you use the Next Blog link that’s near the top of this site and most other blogs, but I thought thatthis articlewas worth mentioning anyway. It seems that people have found a way to slip spyware into blogs that use certain features and as a result, people have been …
I’ll Have To Try this If I Ever Completely Lose My Mind
TheCNN Drinking Gamesounded like a fun idea until I realized how many king cans I’d probably have to skull in the process. If any of you ever try this, let me know how it goes when you come out of the coma.
Note To Self…
Never argue with a girlfriend and then let her tie you up as part of a sexual act. ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — A woman upset about an impending breakup with her boyfriend cut off his penis and flushed it down a toilet, police said. Utility workers recovered the severed organ, and surgeons reattached it. Kim …
Band Plug
A friend of mine is in a band called Cosmic Repercussions. They have a CD coming out at some point, but in the meantime they’ve posted a couple of free downloads over on SoundClick. If you want to give them a listen,click here
Bank Machines In Braille
Not sure if this is true, but somebody emailed it to me and it’s funny. Anxious to ‘include’ as many minorities, religions and disabilities as possible, the human resources department of the University of Alberta has put up a Braille poster outside its main office. The poster has been placed inside a display case with …