I’m not making this up, I swear. This is an actual advertisement for an actual product that actual people will actually buy. Sometimes I wish I worked in the marketing industry just so I could sit in on the meetings and get a look at the ideas they reject, since this is the kind of …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Real Band Names
Here is a list of supposedly real band names. I can’t speak for all of them but I’ve heard of a few so since I’m too lazy to do research, I’ll just assume that the rest are too. But even if they aren’t, some of them are pretty funny and need to be used as …
You Are Here?
That’s right, we’re doing searches again. This one’s going to be fairly quick since a lot of this stuff makes fun of itself so I don’t have to say much. Thanks, as usual, go out to the deviants and generally insane people who make this all possible. I’ll warn you ahead of time, this is …
Celebrities And Satan Lesson 2: The Anti-Christ Revealed
As you may recall, a few short days ago we learned that S Club 7, a group of 7 British kids who don’t play instruments but somehow still manage to make what some would call music, are evil. And today we will learn that they are not alone. Today, their master in evil is exposed, …
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God, This Is Stupid
But for some reason, I’ve spent the last 5 minutes laughing at it. A woman started a new job collecting the sperm from turkeys to use for artificial insemination. One day, as she walked up to one of them, it went “Gobble, gobble.” She replied, “Quiet down! You’ll settle for a hand job like the …
Headlines
Some of these are pretty funny. Cause of AIDS Found – Scientists Doctor Testifies in Horse Suit City May Impose Mandatory Time for Prostitution Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy Why You Want Sex Changes With Age Boys Cause As Many Pregnancies …
S Club Satan?
Greg sent me this earth shattering news. It turns out that one of my least and his most favourite bands in the world, S Club 7, isevil.Yes, I saidevil! The proof is right there for you to click on. Backwards messages, mind control, it’s all there, and I for one am shocked by the mere …
When Did Our Country Grow A Spine?
This is a few days old, but I just got a chance to read it now, and all I can say is wow. Ok, wow and how long until a cluster bomb gets dropped on us by accident? Former Liberal cabinet member Lloyd Axworthy wrote this open letter to US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice …
Funny Signs
Snappy title eh? But that’s exactly what these are. Funny signs that are supposedly real. I love this kind of stuff almost as much as those crazy product warning labels that we were doing a little while ago. Sign In a clothing store:“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.” In the window of …
Stupid Jokes Crack Me Up Sometimes
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is three o’clock in the …