An artist in London England who has spent the last 2 years of his life constructing a giant snot ball from mucus collected from his own nose is now ready to part with his creation. James Robert Ford is searching for an art collector to buy the ball, which has already been displayed at 4 …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
A New Twist On An Old Favourite, And Some Other Things I’m Not Even Gonna Try To Figure Out
And now it’s time for another exciting edition of Steve Looks Through The Hit Counter Logs, Finds Interesting Search Terms, Uses His Copy And Paste Functions, Does Some Basic HTML, Thinks Of Some Wise Ass Comments And Writes Them Down, Then Posts Them For The Enjoyment Of Anybody Who Still Actually Reads This Site. I …
Why Can’t All Commercials Be This Cool?
Update: Winnebago Man lives! I first posted this way back before there was a YouTube. Man, it’s so weird to write that. Anyway, the original link no longer works, but since now there is a YouTube and the video lives there, I’ve replaced it. Read on and enjoy. If you’ve ever wondered what it looks …
Go Read This And Quit Your Bitching
I know I know, there haven’t been many updates here lately but when Matt isn’t saying anything and I successfully manage to kill my second computer in a little more than a month, these things tend to happen. But fear not, my computer is back and pretty well up and running again, good times. But …
One Of Those Random Posts
Hey everybody. I hope that you had, are having or will have a great holiday weekend depending on where you are and what your work schedule looks like. Mine was great for the most part but I won’t make you sit through uninteresting stories about how I spent my Canada Day. Oh no. Instead, I’ll …
Nice Try
Man uses fake wife in divorce court This is your guy with balls story of the day. Click this, it’s really funny.
This Site Lives Up To It’s Name
A bartender is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and there’s a bum asking him for a toothpick. The barkeep gives him one and shuts the door. After a few moments, there’s another knock at the door. The bartender opens it again to find …
Maybe I’ll Do Better This Time
PPV time is upon us once again and as usual, we the Salty Ham people have put together our predictions in an attempt to win a contest that I’m not even sure has a prize other than being able to say that we won. Hopefully I do a bit better than last time though otherwise …
We’ve Had A Lot Of These Lately
For some reason the number of search engine hits on our site has gone way up even though our over all hit counts have gone down since Matt and I decided to get lives and not post here so much. In fact, we’ve had so many search requests that I’m sure I’m missing a few. …
The First Rule Of Shotgun Is Don’t Talk About Shotgun
There are few issues in this world more contentious than who gets shotgun on a car ride. So with that in mind, I give you the shotgun rules, a surefire way to settle any disputes that may arise among your group over who gets the front seat. Seriously, whoever is responsible for this site has …
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