One of our loyal Vomiteers, Brad, pointed this story out to me. HEALTH CAMPAIGN MAKES ‘L’ OF A MISTAKE I thought they gave you those shots in your arm. Now I’m definitely not getting one. An embarrassing spelling mistake has caused Nova Scotia’s Health Department to recall thousands of pins meant to support the annual …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Things I’ve Been Thinking About
I don’t understand sports fans who riot when their team wins. What sense does that make? When they lose that’s different, I can almost see where they’re coming from there. Although, any adult who’s not a part of the losing team but still takes things that seriously probably has some separate issues of his own …
Mother Goose For The Religious
I’ll bet you didn’t know that there was a King James version of Humpty Dumpty. Wellthere isand you can see it if you click that link. Just another example of how reading Vomit Comet every day makes you smarter.
I Guess I Won’t Be Having Any Fucking Kids
New research by Russian scientists has found that people who swear should probably consider stopping or risk facing problems down the road. Gennady Cheurin, who lead the team of scientists that conducted the study at the Yekaterinburg Centre for Ecological Safety and Survival says that when men and women swear, it effects who they are …
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The Monster Slash
I posted this story on Salty Ham earlier today. I’m not sure if it’s more funny or sad, you be the judge. What I’m really wondering though is who thought this was a good idea, because quite simply, it isn’t.
Site Changes
Well, I’m starting to get everything fixed up around here as you’ve probably noticed by the fact that I can actually make proper links again. And the problem? It was actually somewhat my fault so all that stuff I said on Sunday, while the basic idea still stands, just forget it. I’ve also been doing …
Did Somebody Say McHamster?
I bet it tastes like chicken and everything.Whatever it tastes like, it sure makes me hungry, even if only in a dyslexic sense.
So Did I Get The Job?
The following is a public service announcement. If you ever find yourself needing to apply for a job, under no circumstances is it ever a good idea to do whatthis guydid. That is all.
This One Cracked Me Up
Saint Peter is watching the gates of Heaven, but he really has to go to the bathroom. He asks Jesus to watch the gates for a few minutes, and Jesus agrees As Jesus is standing there, he sees an old man leading a donkey up from Earth to Heaven. He notices the old man has …
Feedback
I got a fair number of interesting responses to the relationships and cheating post from last Thursday so I thought I’d share them with you all. If you haven’t read it yet, scroll down the page until you find the one called Tough Call. These responses come from our own comment boards as well as …