I just realized something after I posted my last item. I’m pretty sure that this is the first post that is actually about vomit. That took longer than I thought.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
I Hate That
I think one of the worst things in the world to have happen to you is to be cleaning out your fridge and happen upon something that you forgot you had. God it’s terrible when that happens. I think it would have to be right up there with cleaning up somebody else’s vomit or shitting …
Straight Out Of Left Field
This is kind of a weird one. I was talking to my girlfriend about names and somehow we got thinking about guys named Lynn. I think it started out as a conversation about guys with girly names and how weird it is. We were trying to think of girly named guys either famous or otherwise …
The White House
When I was linking to things earlier I forgot one. I encourage everybody to visitThe White House.You’ll be glad you did, unless you’re Republican, or one of those winey people who gets offended by things easily. But if you’re one of those, you probably shouldn’t even be here to begin with.
Random Things
Sorry for the lack of posts yesterday. Trust me, it wasn’t for lack of trying. Things just kept distracting me and that combined with the fact that the posting system was on crack last night kind of prevented me from doing anything productive other than fucking up the site, which I think is fixed now. …
Writer’s Block
Note: I actually wrote this yesterday but between a combination of being tired, sidetracked with other things, and our posting system being on crack, it didn’t make it up. Actually I think it did but more on that in a few minutes. Enjoy the post, if this isn’t the third or fourth time you’re seeing …
Weird
I’m really not sure what’s gotten into people lately. First we had the guy who swam over Niagara Falls and now this that I just read inThis Is True. HEY, WATCH THIS! Two police officers on routine patrol in a New South Wales, Australia, park saw a man on top of a block of toilets …
Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old To Be Trick Or Treating
10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re …
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Famous People
Just read a couple things that I thought were worth mentioning. First, Vanilla Ice is 35 today. Happy birthday to him. I respect Vanilla Ice for a few reasons. For one thing, he hardly ever puts out music anymore and when he does, it doesn’t show up on radio and haunt me everywhere I go. …
What’s Your Life Rated?
Found this quiz while I was surfing around. I always thought this stuff was kind of neat so I’m sharing it cause well, I can, damnit! It’s a test to figure out what your life would be rated on the MPAA movie ratings scale. Somehow I ended up with NC-17, that’s X for people who …