I wonder why Charles Edward Meinhart Junior just had to visit his dad so badly. His dad was in jail, and he came in to see him, looking a little drunk. When he was informed that it wasn’t visiting time, he lost it, and got himself arrested. Not only that, but while officers were talking …
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Drunk, Alcoholic, Idiot, What’s The Difference?
Talk about doing everything wrong. Drinking and driving is one of the stupidest, most dangerous things a person can do. Drinking and driving while wearing your “I’m Not An Alcoholic, I’m A Drunk” t-shirt, that’s even worse. Drinking and driving while wearing that shirt and then ploughing your car into a police cruiser…this really isn’t …
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I’m Not Cutout For This
Is there a better way to start your day than by reading a quick story about an intoxicated sex offender named Charlie J. Price making out with a cardboard cutout woman in a Rite Aid display? No, I say! Saturday around 5 p.m., Price, who was allegedly intoxicated, walked into the Rite Aid pharmacy, “grabbed …
The Phrase You’re Looking For Is Pizza Pie, Not Pizza Pint
When the cops come to help you get your car out of the ditch and ask you if you’ve had anything to drink today, I had two pizzas to drink for lunch is not an answer that’s going to make your day better. According to arrest records, Louisville police were dispatched to a vehicle in …
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Designated Daughter
How much trash can you really talk about this guy? I mean sure he got hammered and let his 9-year-old drive him to a variety store at 3 in the morning in his work van, but the kid was in a booster seat so at least he’s looking out for her safety, right? The videotape …
>Gummy Bears, Stumbling Round And Falling Everywhere
>With resourceful ideas like this, how can America not be a gloabal leader in math and science? Honestly, if anywhere near the amount of energy went into useful things like fixing the debt or curing diseases as goes into methods for improving laziness and the being hammered experience, that country would be whipping the world’s …
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If You Don’t Stop Crying You’re Going To Drown In Your Tears…And Possibly The Harbour
You expect to see a lot of things on a sightseeing tour boat. But I’d wager that one sight you wouldn’t expect to see is some jackass throwing his 7-year-old son over the side of one. Or at least I would have wagered that until Sloane Briles came along. Jim Amormino, a spokesman for the …
Long Weekend Audio: Making Laytons
We said we weren’t done with audio. Here comes some more. A little while ago, I mentioned that Jack Layton had died. So, later, I learned that someone had created a drink in his honour. So, Steve made one of these, and we talked about it. Believe it or not we talked about it for …
Long Weekend Audio: Hardcore Cornography!
Well, the avalanch just keeps on a rollin’. We decided to have some corn on the cob for dinner. So while we were husking, we started talking. We apologize, this one got a little heavy there. We intended to just talk about the weird way people in Guelph pronounce the word “food,” and talk a …
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These Two Should Think About Moving To Failureberg
If that old saying about looking up things in the dictionary and finding pictures beside them were true and if a picture dictionary existed containing a definition for complete fucking trainwreck, Juliette Dunn may well be found there. Police said they spotted Dunn and Jefferson sitting at the playground, the young children on the ground …
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