Here’s a nice little what the huh story to start the day off right. I’ll never be able to watch an episode of the Raccoons the same way again, I’ll telll you that. Police recently arrested Troy Kenneth Campbell in the middle of Charlottetown’s University Avenue dancing with a beer in one hand and a …
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Weekend Audio: Greetings From The Shoe Thief
Ok, so technically this is last weekend’s audio, but things happen. Things like me coming down with a 3 day flu the next morning, for example. In retrospect I think that’s part of the reason I sound so sleepy here. Part beverages and part impending doom. People have asked for it, and we’ve finally delivered. …
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We Should Mosey On Back There And Give Them A Piece Of Our Minds!
As sure as the seasons will change, drunken idiots will bust up restaurants over screwed up orders. In an interview with cops, Slate said that the duo was “upset with McDonald’s because their cheeseburgers had been messed up.” He then “advised that they went home and continued to drink beer and get worked up about …
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Not So Great-Grandmother
If I could ask Kimberly King one question, it wouldn’t be who puts down a fifth of Jim Beam while spending the day watching her great grandkids? I already know the answer to that one. She does. The question I’d be asking is what series of unfortunate life choices causes one to be a great-grandmother …
Boys On The Hood
Update: Stefanski has plead guilty to child endangerment charges and is looking at up to 3 years in prison. *original story below* While this incident from a few weeks back might on some level be sorta fun, I recognize that this one involves a highly dangerous concentration of radioactive retardity. Two Indiana parents are facing …
Not So Hot Wheels
I realize that this is completely stupid and dangerous and that I might have to murder somebody who tried it with my kid especially given the condition they were in at the time, but the kid part of me still thinks it would be pretty awesome and fun. The grandparents of a seven-year-old Florida girl …
A Post With A Bunch Of Stuff In It Just To Show You We’re Alive
So…this place sure has been hopping lately, eh? Yeah…about that. I’m sorry. Really, I am. But to be honest, it can’t be helped, and I can’t say when it’s going to get better. I don’t want to get into a whole lot of specifics, so I’ll leave it at this: There are a few things …
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The Day Of Ambush BJ Therapy Has Not Yet Arrived, It Would Seem
The next time I watch a porn flick that’s set in a hospital, I’ll be skimming the credits for
For Once, An Ass Explosion That Can’t Be Blamed On Taco Bell
It seems to me I have started posts in this manner before, but I must do so again. Believe it or not, there have been times in my life during which I have been very, very drunk. I’ve had some good ideas and some not so good ideas, and have even written a post or …
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It’s The Occupy VC Cast
Well, it is here. The Occupy VC Cast, the Occucast, whatever you want to call it, it’s here…and it’s about to occupy about 2 hours of your time. It would be awesome if you found it 99% funny. We divided it into 4 parts. It would have been only 3, but well, ya see, I’m …