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Last week, you all heardthe amazing story of Kimesa Smith.If you’ve somehow managed to forget, she’s the one who busted up the Burger King during spring break after being dissatisfied with the service. Believe it or not, things have just taken another twist. Turns out that Kimesa Smith didn’t trash any restaurant,Nekiva Vonte Hardy did. …
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Ok, where to begin? So much going onhere. Mother of 4 Kimesa Smith, enjoying a trip to spring break with a few of the little ones, ran into some fast food service that was too far to the opposite end of fast for her liking. Since you’re reading this here, you know what happens next. …
Sorry this is going up so late, and sorry for the general neglect of this place over the last little while. Laziness, busyness, illness, hung overness and going out and having funness haven’t made for the best of reading lately. Hopefully things can start getting back to normal soon, but to hold you over until …
“Hello, 911? Yes. My name is Antonio Recinos and I would like to lodge a complaint. “So what happened was I was trying to buy…Oh excuse me operator, I see one of Connecticut’s finest in the area, so if you don’t mind I’ll skip the middle man and present my concerns directly. thank you, you …
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Ug! Blech! Yuck eeewww icky. Ok I think I can tell the story now. Paul Andrew Kausalik, a well-known figure at the post office so they say, was out for some fun one night. I guess he had a little too much fun for him to be able to drive, and police pulled him over. …
Continue reading “He Was Shit-Faced, Now The Officer Is Too.”
So last Saturday we had a party for the shoe thief. Back about a month ago, Shoe turned 40! We wanted to do something special for him, but between Steve feeling sick and one of Shoe’s friends being unavailable because of being on the other side of the world, we put off his party until …
>Holy crap. Exactly how drunk do you have to be to get hit by a train and not know it? Leonard Nickelray says he had been drinking and was walking home groovin’ to his apparently way too loud iPod when the train came up behind him and wompled him. He flew through the air, but …
Here’s another valuable lesson. If you’re going to be dumb enough to dine and dash, don’t leave your 12-year-old daughter behind. Also, don’t then call the sheriff’s department and claim that your daughter was kidnapped. That would have been a strange meal. Melissa Ashley Graham and her daughter sit down to dinner, and Graham orders …
Continue reading “She Won’t Do The Dishes At Home? Well, She’s Doing Them Here.”
Eeewww. Don’t let Richard Molett near your kids. he gets excited watching little girls in a cheerleading competition. Gross. There he was, watching some little girls in a park when he whipped it out of his pants and started playing with it right in front of everyone. He was soon arrested, and found to be …
You have to be especially drunk to mistake the flashing lights on a sign for police lights. But that’s what Nicole Scott did. She pulled herself over to the side of the road, getting her car stuck in a snow bank. Then when police arrived, she insisted she wasn’t driving. She was alone, but she …
Continue reading “Because A Flashing Sign Looks Sooo Similar To Police Lights.”