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Here’s another sign that I’m either losing my touch, or I’ve seen one too many weird news stories. It was all over the net. Har har, it was also all over her car, but ya know. Anyway, the story of Stephanie Robinette was everywhere. I guess she and her husband were at a wedding, and …
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You’re Olan Yahal Mitchell. The police have stopped you for speeding and they’re pretty sure you’re drunk. You decide you’re not taking any of those goddamn field sobriety tests and have scored yourself a seat in the front of a police cruiser because of it. So, what to do while you’re waiting to see what …
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This story brings back memories of the old story of Austin Horries Purifoy A woman heard her garage door slam, and her dog bark. Then she saw a naked man in her garage. So she called police. By the time they got there, they found the drunk, naked man had taken a big ol’ crapperoo …
When we lived in our old place waaaay back in the days when Steve’s laundry basket was stolen and drunks came for an unintended sleepover, we used to joke that the owner of our building was a mobster. It’s a good thing we were never late with rent. Otherwise, this may have happened to us. …
The story of Nekiva Hardy and her Burger King distruction is finally reaching its end…for now at least. Hardy, who we’ve written about here, here, here and here, plead no contest to a variety of charges and was sentenced to 45 days in jail. Since she’s already spent about a month in custody, she’ll be …
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I can’t decide who the bigger fool is here. It’s either drunken Christian Boncorps, 61, who told airport staff that his name was Bin Laden and he had a bomb in his bag, or it’s the airport ticket/security agents who waited 40 minutes to call police, sent him through standard screening and then put his …
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What to do when the 71-year-old ex wife you share your home with has a problem with you having your new girlfriend over? If you’re 75-year-old Sebastiano Russo, the answer is easy.Drunkenly throw a grape at her head, then threaten to murder her and burn down the house. A witness told the investigating deputy that …
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This story of a very drunk man trying to light his hearing aid thinking it was a cigarette reminds me of this old joke. Two elderly men were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Stanley noticed something funny about Joe’s ear. He said, “Joe did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left …
This is a pretty run of the mill story. Debra Oberlin was seen driving her car in an eratic manner. So, cops pulled her over, and had her do the ol’ field sobriety tests. She didn’t do so well and was arrested. But what earns it a place here is that Debra Oberlin used to …
This Burger King story just won’t end. Let’s see, where are we now? Nekiva Hardy has come clean about who she is, and thankfully she’s admitted that none of her children were with her on the trip. Why did she say they were? Well, if you’ve got your kids with you, you’re less likely to …
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