You know, as much as I have to make fun of Willie Eugene Lewis for climbing into an electrical substation, I do have to give him kudos for being able to walk to the emergency room on his own after receiving the frizzle frying that he did. Nobody can tell us why Lewis felt the …
Category Archives: alcohol was a factor
Not The Sharpest Bayonet In The Stroller?
Now that’s just a little weird. Police came and arrested a drunken couple who were pushing a stroller with their two kids in it at around 1:30 a.m. In the stroller, they found open containers of booze. I was expecting that. But they also found a double-edged bayonet. Yup, in with their kids in the …
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Floating Away On A Sea Of Booze
Jerry Whipple is one lucky dude. He was having a grand old time, drinking out by the shore I guess, and then he decided to take a rest on a pool floaty…and so he floated away from where he had been partying, and also passed out on said floaty. He’d been drifting for about a …
I Might As Well Crack Open Another One Since I Can’t Crack Open My Car
And we thought the guy slugging back a brew while the police wrote him up for DUI was bad. Paul Nigel Sneddon has him beat hands down. This guy got in a car accident after going on a 4-day drinking binge, , and his car was flipped over on its roof, but he still thought …
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When Life Doesn’t Give You Lemonade, Cause A Disturbance!
Gees! Pedro Vargas needs to either not drink so much, or settle the hell down, or both. Is it reasonable to smack around a restaurant manager because they didn’t have any lemonade? I hope the food he bought from the fast food spot across the street was good, and I hope they had lemonade, because …
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*Clang*! Guilty!
Methinks Thomas Peno doesn’t even need a trial. When he’s in court for getting drunk and breaking into cars, and on a break, manages to get drunk and break into a car, he’s pretty much in the bag. And this is his 40th arrest. You can see he feels right at home.
His Liver Is In Trouble. Hope He’s Not Too Attached To It.
I’m sure everyone who was involved in arranging and performing the liver transplant on Gurninderjit Thandi wants to rip that liver right out of him again, now that he went and got so drunk that he registered a blood alcohol level of .56. and how do we know his blood alcohol was that high? Oh, …
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Stupar Is as Stupar Does
Hmmm. How would you pronounce the name Joleen Stupar? I’m leaning towards pronouncing it like “stooper,” since she was found slumped over her steering wheel drunk. I might even call her Stupid Stupar because she had her three-year-old child in the back seat when she passed out drunk with a .39 blood alcohol level. Real …
Shit-Faced, Shit-Pantsed, Shit For Brains
You’ve gotta be a special kind of drunk to piss and shit all over yourself and then drive around like that, but you’ve gotta be a special kind of moron to, after you sober up, plead with the officers to leave the embarrassing details out of the arrest report. Not gonna happen, especially when you’re …
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Dinner Wasn’t Hot, So Now The House Is
I wonder if Guy Edward Jones knows Rajah Theiveneraeas . Both men have a similar reaction to not having dinner ready for them. I.e. burn down the house. At least in Jones’s case, he was the only one inside when it happened. And, not that it makes it any better, but he was drunk. I …