Shit-Faced, Shit-Pantsed, Shit For Brains

Last Updated on: 22nd July 2014, 09:36 am

You’ve gotta be a special kind of drunk to piss and shit all over yourself and then drive around like that, but you’ve gotta be a special kind of moron to, after you sober up, plead with the officers to leave the embarrassing details out of the arrest report. Not gonna happen, especially when you’re Michael Hussey, a well-known public defender, who is probably more well-known for that night on the town now.

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