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Genoveva Amacenda-Velona must have some enormous testicles, and I’m thinking she also has an equally opposite sense of responsibility. Amacenda-Velona, 30, was nabbed for drunk driving. But this was far from your run of the mill drunk driving case. She was nabbed for drunk driving involvinga half finished bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila sitting next …
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When you’re pulled over and tests show that you’re almost 4 times over the legal blood alcohol limit, telling the friendly officer “Dude, I do this every night; I’m straight up and not drunk!” is never a good response. But when you’re sporting the nameZachary R. Duis,it makes things seem that much worse.
I’ve been on a book-reading kick, so here come my thoughts on another book. I’m kicking myself for waiting this long to review this book. I finished it nearly two weeks ago, and I know that my thoughts about the book have become a little foggier than I’d like. It was called Blame by Michelle …
I can’t stop chuckling at the phrase “Oy! Put that party sausage away!” I think that was the greatest way to describe a flasher. This Ragen Howarth fellow sounds like quite the prize. There’s a lot of he said she said, but that sentence alone made me think the story should go up here.
I wonder what, besides alcohol, compelled Donald Wolfe to try and resuscitate a dead possum. I love the following quote. Trooper Levier said Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.” I wonder if he was trying to make up for Kevin A. Temple’s drunken …
I know Michael Berg was happy that he passed his court-ordered drug test, but perhaps sucking back a bunch of booze and then a shot glass full of liquid morphine wasn’t the best way to celebrate. It sure wasn’t in this case, Berg is dead now.
That would have been quite a wake-up call. You’re peacefully sleeping, and then you feel someone crawling into bed with you. You think it’s your girlfriend, so you call out her name, but a male voice responds “No it’s not.” That’s what happened to this poor sucker. Apparently, Michael Karanja Kamau, the man who crawled …
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Larry Long and Brandy Hatton sound like quite the pair. I wonder how they managed to take care of two other kids before this incident. Long said he went to work and smoked some marijuana which he thinks may have been laced with something else. He came home, and he and Hatton drank a fifth …
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My god, the people with whom we share this earth! I have been rendered speechless. I…I don’t know what to say. Just read this story, and check to make sure you still have both your ears. Then make sure noone who looks like Susan Mukuhi Mwarabu is anywhere near you. According to the criminal complaint, …
You know, if your name is Rebekah Michal Tracht-Kader, and you’ve got a stash of pot in your car, it’s not a good idea to write “Rebekah’s pot” on the box containing said pot stash. This is especially bad when you’re being pulled over for drinking and driving and they find your pot.