I think Jennifer Gille should stay away from the booze and the drugs. She does stuff that makes no sense. She got a cab, and asked to go to a residence in the city, but would not get out when they got there. Then, inexplicably, she demanded to go to Michigan and started taking off …
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He Wanted To Make Another Impact And Create More Victims
It’s people like Timothy Coughlin who make me think we need a “you’re a dick” tag. He was convicted of DWI, and drove drunk to something to do with his DWI conviction. Ok, we’ve heard that before. But what he drove drunk to was a victim impact panel. He was trying to register, but a …
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Portrait Of A Drunken Ex-Friend
I wouldn’t want to be James Haggerty right now. He’s being blamed for losing a $1.35 million painting, and he’s being sude. Hell, I might want to have a drink or 6, even if a drink or 6 was what got me into this mess. But I also wouldn’t want to be Kristyn Trudgeon or …
CHP Does Not Stand For Chicken, Hamburgs and Pizza!
Wow. Amazing. We’ve had people go to the wrong house while drunk, but I’ve never heard of someone mistaking a CHP station for a food store. But he was in a special state when he got out of his car and started asking a cop for a sandwich. I couldn’t do a better job than …
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Strangers And Holsters And Beer, Oh My!
Steve sent me this story of late-night chaos, and it would have been a pretty ordinary story, except for two things. First, our star of the show was just strollin’ down the street with a pitcher of beer in his hand. We don’t know if he bought a pitcher of beer and figured he could …
I Now Pronounce You…Dead!
This unnamed bride-to-be should thank the trooper who stopped and ticketed her. Otherwise, the night could have ended much differently. Maybe the bride-to-be would have been wearing her wedding dress as her funeral dress. She was coming home from her bachelorette party and had had some booze. But she was going to drive home. She …
Parking Spots Aren’t Good Sleeping Spots
This story of a man running over, and parking on, a sleeping drunk man is the perfect storm of oh fuck. Robert Biggenow was having a good time with family. He was drinking, and drinking some more, and he decided to go to sleep. But he didn’t sleep in a conventional place. He went to …
Excuse Me, Can I Bum A Dollar?
The timeline onthe story of Nicholas Ryan Harrisleaves me with a question, which I’ll get to in a moment. But first, the story. Harris was picked up by police and being booked into jail on charges of driving under the influence, possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia. As part of the booking process, he …
Wanna See My Real Banana?
When you see a story about a man in a banana suit showing off his banana, you just have to put it up, although it’s hard to say much else because the rest of the story makes no sense. All we know is Carlton Jeffery Kohnert decided that he must drive around town in a …
Fuck You For Flying JetBlue
Can you imagine being on this JetBlue flight? You arrive at JFK, and then a flight attendant goes positively lulu! Well, can you find a better way to sum up this chain of events? JetBlue Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh had taxied to a stop at Terminal 5, Gate C around noon Monday when flight attendant …