Amilcar H. Guerra, 50, is facing charges of aggravated battery after throwing punches at and then stabbing the 3 people he was drinking beer with in a mobile home. Yes, I’m shocked too. So why did he do this, you ask. Seems hewasn’t a fan of the brand of beer they had purchased for the …
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Going Down!
You know, something tells me David Senior wasn’t able to ease that girl’s fear of heights when, while telling her that leaning over the hotel balcony was safe, he leaned over it and fell four storeys onto the roof of the hotel’s restaurant. Woops. I love the description of the guy falling. “I heard this …
More Impaired Judgments
Last year Iwroteabout a drunk driving related case that really made me angry. I won’t go into all of the details, you can click above if you want to refresh your memory. If you recall, in that post I questioned the competency of the judge who made the ruling, Justice Colin Westman. Well, it looks …
He Didn’t Even Have To Go Out On Patrol To Catch Someone.
Here’s a story similar to that one where that shoplifter gave a false address that just happened to be the address of one of his arresting officers. This time, a drunk driver drove into a cop’s garage and then insisted he lived there. The cop, who just happened to be driving home at the time, …
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Well I Guess It All Depends
Oh boy. I would have hated to have been the 92-year-old woman who came home to find a man passed out on her floor wearing a pair of her Depends. His story is that he was drunk and somehow lost his pants when he went to relieve himself in the woods. So he needed to …
The 2008 Darwin Awards
Amazingly I haven’t had the fake ones emailed to me yet this year. Either people are starting to figure this stuff out or I’m less popular than I used to be. My money’s on option 2. Don’t forget to visitDarwinAwards.comfor a lot more of this stuff. ANNOUNCING THE 2008 DARWIN AWARD WIENERS! THE DARWIN AWARDS: …
Lady, Ever Heard Of A Cab?
This whole sequence of events is wacked out to the max. Tia Ross, a 25-year-old mother of 3, goes out with a dude for her birthday. Then at some point, he decides to go home and check on his children…and never comes back. What an asshole. If she was too hammerd for him, he should …
Mmmm, Tastes Like Doughnuts
If you’ve ever wondered to yourself gee, has anybody ever tried to take a bite out of a police car during an arrest,wonder no more.Thanks to 47-year-old Scott Russell of Fairfax, Vermont, we know that the answer is definitely yes. Police said they were responding to 911 hang-up call from Russell’s home and when they …
I’ve Got Such A Woody Right Now…A Woody And A Few Slivers…
It’s a new year, and that can mean only one thing. That’s right, new stories about people humping things! First up (see what I did there?) for 2009 is Jose Raul Moreno-Lopez of Tampa, Florida. Unless somebody has come up with the $7750 required to spring him, he is currently sitting in the Orient Road …
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Dude, Where’s My Car!?
I must be doing something wrong. I’ve been hammered a time or 2, but never to the point of any of the people we keep writing about here. Somebody please tell me what I should be doing to get the full value out of my booze dollars. I feel like I’m leaving quite a bit …