I shouldn’t have read this story today. I am suddenly filled with rage at the father. So you couldn’t save your wife. That’s sad. But what the fuck kind of shape do you think you’re leaving your son in by telling him you’re going to shoot yourself, threatening to shoot anyone who came near you …
Category Archives: alcohol was a factor
Um, Where Are My Clothes? Why Am I In This Cell?
At least this wasn’t how our drunken neighbour found himself. I don’t know how Steve would have felt if he reached out to help the guy and discovered the guy had no clothes on. And at least he didn’t hurl on our floor.
An Aptly-Named Wacko
In the case of this lune, they never said how she was related to the kids in the car. for their sake, I hope she’s not their mom. I mean, for starters, she was high as a kite while driving them around. It’s bad enough she was driving them around while high, but if that’s …
Drinking, And Driving, And Texting?
Wow, this guy thought he was hot shit. He thought he could text while driving drunk. He couldn’t, and got stopped. I think it’s hilarious that he got stopped just two days after a new law was enacted making it illegal to drive and text. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Assault With A Deadly Tongue
What a wacko. First he’s hitting cars and smashing beer bottles. Then, when they arrest him for public intoxication, Ryan Halverson ups his charges to felony assault of a public servant. What did he do? He licked the arresting officer’s face. No, leave that for the police dogs. Why would you do that? That’s just …
They Do Say The Guilty Always Sleep, But Isn’t That Supposed To Be After They Get Caught?
When I first saw this story, I didn’t care about it, but upon closer inspection, I can’t stop laughing. I laughed so hard that Steve wondered what was so goddamn funny. Well, what do you think of the image of a couple of drunken fools breaking into a store, stealing a bunch of patio furniture, …
What The…?
From New Mexico’sRio Grande Sun. 1:33 p.m. — A caller said a man was asleep in a car on Bond Street, but he was stepping on the accelerator while Chihuahuas escaped from his car. Police found the intoxicated man running around Vietnam Veterans Park chasing his Chihuahuas; a sober driver picked him up. Hopefully once …
“What Is The Nature Of Your Emergency?" "A Chatterbox!”
When I first heard about the woman who called the emergency number because her guest talked too much, I was mad at her. But when I heard she had talked for 30 hours straight, had ignored encouragements to leave, and had become progressively more drunk, I changed my tune. Maybe she should have called just …
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I Did What? I’m Seeing Judge Who?
The story of Brett Tyler Schatte would have been a pretty good one even without being able to play the name game. I mean you know it’s been a hell of a night when you’re finally hauled into the clink after walking naked into a convenience store at 10 to 3 in the morning, eating …
Story Time With Steve
Police: Drunk Woman Slept In Neighbor’s Home This story isn’t particularly funny, but posting it is a good excuse to tell one of my own that’s significantly better. In fact it’s one of my favourite stories to tell, but this is going to be my first crack at writing it down so I hope I …