I bet it tastes like chicken and everything.Whatever it tastes like, it sure makes me hungry, even if only in a dyslexic sense.
Category Archives: blech
A Couple More Ways To Waste Some Time
By now you all probably know that here at the Vomit Comet we’re all about plugging other people’s work if we like what they do, even when we’re not getting anything in return for it. So in that spirit, here are a couple of websites that I’ve been checking out lately. First up we have …
Starving Artist
An artist in London England who has spent the last 2 years of his life constructing a giant snot ball from mucus collected from his own nose is now ready to part with his creation. James Robert Ford is searching for an art collector to buy the ball, which has already been displayed at 4 …
This Site Lives Up To It’s Name
A bartender is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and there’s a bum asking him for a toothpick. The barkeep gives him one and shuts the door. After a few moments, there’s another knock at the door. The bartender opens it again to find …
Why Some Of You Are Here
It’s been a little while since I’ve done this and a few of these have just recently caught my eye so here we go with another exciting episode of Stuff People Searched For. For anybody who is new to the site who might not know how this works, it’s pretty simple. Our hit counter can …
Most Disgusting Joke Contest
If you haven’t already seen it, scroll down the page a couple of posts and read the post called Consider Yourself Warned so you’ll know what this is all about. Somebody calling him or herself Mmm Mmm Good, This is downrigh, [which is one of the strangest names I’ve ever heard,] submitted this one. It’s …
Consider Yourself Warned
This is honestly the most disgusting joke I’ve ever seen, so I had to share. If you’re not a fan of sick things, first of all what are you doing here and secondly, I’m telling you right now that you’ll want to scroll down and read something else. I’m dead serious, don’t say I didn’t …
Fake Meat?
This was emailed to me and I decided to post it. I didn’t write it, it was sent in by a reader. If anybody else feels like sending me stuff, my email address is all over this site, you’re smart, go find it. I heard today that some idiot is making fake meat out of …
If You’re Eating Right Now, Stop!
I found this story the other day while I was doing research for the radio show but I just never got around to throwing it up here. Speaking of throwing things up, like the title says, stop eating before you read any further. I’m serious about this. This story, as far as I can tell, …
This Is So Wrong
Is your little brother supposed to email you stuff like this? I had an ex-roommate Pierre,Who once fell asleep in my chair.I pulled out my unit,Proceeded to tune it,And fired a load in his hair.