It’s not the religion. It’s not those annoying songs. It’s not even that people become more fake than usual at this time of year because “it’s the holidays so we should all love one another.” No, my reason for being glad the holiday season is finally at it’s end is much worse than the horror …
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Why Not Just Hit A Boxing Day Sale Or Something?
Steven Murray of Feasterville Pennsylvania was so outraged that he didn’t receive any presents from his family for Christmas that he burned down his parent’s home the next morning. Police said Murray had committed himself to a hospital on Christmas Day, but decided to sign himself out later that day and walk the eight miles …
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I’m back.
Sorry for the unbelievably long silence from me except for drivel on the comment boards. That’s what happens when your plumbing breaks, your phone breaks, parts of your supposedly brand spanking new computer break, you have exams, and then you scurry home for Christmas, to your parents’ house who have dialup, and you just get …
Merry Christmas
This would have been awesome to watch, and I’m not talking about the race. Santas run right out of Christmas spiritBy Simon de Bruxelles THERE was no shortage of suspects matching the description when police were called to a fight in a small Welsh town. More than 30 drunken men dressed as Father Christmas were …
Welcome Back
What a busy and eventful few days it’s been. So much is going on that I’m not sure how I’m going to cover it all. What that basically means is that I probably won’t, because there’s only so much I want you all knowing about my life. I mean seriously, I’ve seen the lengths that …
Ah, Why Not?
So holey crap, it’s me. I don’t remember the last time I posted here but it was certainly a while ago. I see Steve and Carin have been getting some pretty good numbers in my absense so I figured I should come back and try to post a bit more regularly to try and bring …
Writing Your Letters So You Don’t Have To
If you’re like a lot of parents, you probably can’t be assed to help your kids write their yearly letters to Santa. Well thankfully for you, help has arrived in the form ofThe Santa Letter Generator. Just click that link, select your options, hit submit, and you’ve got a nice little note to mail off …
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Timeless Holiday Classics
The Ten Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time I’d love to track some of these down, but for now, reading about them will have to do. But you know what the sad part is? Some of this stuff was probably better than some of the crap we have to sit through these days.
Cut It Out, Retards
Spam-happy shoppers love stolen software Thanks for ruining the internet for the rest of us, you dicks. Oh, and merry Christmas.
Culinary Double Standard
Sorry about the lack of updates this week, but things have been a nice combination of busy and boring which doesn’t really work out so well when it comes to thinking up topics worth posting about. But while all of you were sitting here waiting for one of us to say something, I was out …