Well hello all. I hope everyone’s having or has had a good holiday, and is now full of turkey/desserts/whatever else you might have eaten/drank over the past few days. I had a good holiday, it was pretty cool to see my sister back on this side of the pond since she spent almost 2 years …
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Merry Christmas Everybody!
Well, it’s early, and I’m getting ready to head home to my parents’ house. Ah my parents’ house, with the good food, family, and…dialup! Eeek! So if you don’t hear from me in a little while, that’s why. Plus, I’ll be doing the family/friends-visiting trek that’s always insane. So before I disappear into the wild …
More Plugs, More Rants
I Hope that everybody’s doing well and that if you do that sort of thing, that your Christmas shopping is almost done. Mine is just about finished. I have to buy things for about 4 or 5 more people, and I know what I’m going to get all but 2 of them. So, does anybody …
>Well, Now We Know
>The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. “Jesus Christ!” he shouted. Joseph said, “Write that down Mary, it’s better than Moishe!”
Where Was This Stuff When I was A Kid?
Animal lovers slam Choke-A-Chicken toySeriously, that’s honestly what it’s called. But if you don’t want to believe either me or The Register, you can check out its official website and maybe even buy one by clicking here. And if you’re considering picking up a few for the kids on your Christmas list, think about grabbing …
Checking In, Saying Hi, Writing Things Down
I hope that everyone who celebrates it had a good Canadian Thanksgiving. Mine was great, thanks for asking. It was a good excuse for me to see my family, who I don’t see nearly as much as I’d like. It was also a good excuse for me to eat ridiculous amounts of food. The last …
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Why I’m Glad Christmas Is Over
It’s not the religion. It’s not those annoying songs. It’s not even that people become more fake than usual at this time of year because “it’s the holidays so we should all love one another.” No, my reason for being glad the holiday season is finally at it’s end is much worse than the horror …
Why Not Just Hit A Boxing Day Sale Or Something?
Steven Murray of Feasterville Pennsylvania was so outraged that he didn’t receive any presents from his family for Christmas that he burned down his parent’s home the next morning. Police said Murray had committed himself to a hospital on Christmas Day, but decided to sign himself out later that day and walk the eight miles …
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I’m back.
Sorry for the unbelievably long silence from me except for drivel on the comment boards. That’s what happens when your plumbing breaks, your phone breaks, parts of your supposedly brand spanking new computer break, you have exams, and then you scurry home for Christmas, to your parents’ house who have dialup, and you just get …
Merry Christmas
This would have been awesome to watch, and I’m not talking about the race. Santas run right out of Christmas spiritBy Simon de Bruxelles THERE was no shortage of suspects matching the description when police were called to a fight in a small Welsh town. More than 30 drunken men dressed as Father Christmas were …
