Somewhere in South Carolina, a flasher is at large. That in itself is not unusual, but what makes this one interesting is that according to police, the flasher they’re looking for is 8 years old. So maybe he’s not at large. He’s likely medium at best. Cops are on the lookout for the eight-year-old boy …
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No Way, Jose
The story of Jose Angel Perales Is…I’m not even sure what it is. Gross? Yeah, let’s go with gross. According to a court complaint, Perales entered the lingerie store through an unlocked door around 4:10 AM. A police review of store surveillance video revealed that Perales–5’ 11” and 325 pounds–“walked around the store and shopped.” …
I Thought You Said You Wanted To See Some I.D.I.C.K.
Sometimes I worry that there’s going to come a time when the weird news stories are going to get so over the top that we’ll run out of things to post because we’ll have literally seen everything and won’t be phased by anything anyone throws at us. But then I get completely hung up on …
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Welcome To Brown Water Park
It looks as though another fellow has joined Luke Chrisco and Gary Moody in the caught covered in crap club. But at least Kenneth Webster Enlow tried to learn from the mistakes of those who had come before, offering up a much more creative explanation than I dropped something for why he was looking up …
The Old Vice-Mayor Just Ain’t What He Used To Be
Now that he’s no longer the Vice-Mayor of Mount Carmel, Tennessee, it’s only natural that William Blakely would want to find a new way to occupy his time. What’s not so natural or maybe a little too natural depending on your perspective is the pastime he apparently chose. According to police and a bunch of …
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Flashing The Cash
Flasher must be such a difficult pastime. Pretty much nobody likes you or wants you around, even when you offer (in writing, no less!) to pay them healthy sums of money for very minimal effort. One woman and her friend were on the beach recently when the man walked up, tossed a crumpled, hand-written note …
One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Hot Looking Raft
Our old pool toy and pumpkin humpin’ pal, Edwin Charles Tobergta III, is back at it. This time his victim (or date depending on how you choose to look at things) is another inflatable raft, one that had been thrown away by some thoughtless, wasteful individual who clearly didn’t care that it might still have …
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Stick On Stick Crime
So yeah…this is pretty gross. Enjoy your next pizza, everyone. Is there much food aside from pizza that pepperoni is useful for? State police arrested 41 year old John Allison of 8614 Route 11. Investigators said Allison rubbed a packaged stick of pepperoni on his exposed penis inside the Hannaford store at the St. Lawrence …
Oh Yeah Lincoln Tunnel, Take It All!
Now that I’ve heard the story of George Simpson Jr., cereal eating, phone using bus drivers don’t seem quite so bad. New Jersey’s transit agency has removed a bus driver for committing a lewd act on the job. A commuter videotaped 41-year-old George Simpson Jr. masturbating behind the wheel. The video shows him maneuvering the …
He Should Have Said He Wasn’t Gonna Do It Because It Wouldn’t Be Prudent
Nope, I’m not even gonna try to explain this. I subscribe to the police theory that there may have been drugs involved, however. When you cut off your penis because George Bush told you to, it’s not much of a leap to assume that either drugs you have taken or should be taking were probably …
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