Here’s a little note to the woman in Guelph with the two big Bouviers, one of which bit a kid walking his dog. do the right thing, speak up. If you speak up now and let them know whether or not your dogs are up to date on their rabies vaccinations, doctors can make the …
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Somebody Else Thinks We’re Awesome!
Trixie here. Man, it’s a beautiful day. The weather knob is still kind of c-c-c-c-cold, but not too bad. I think the guy in the sky might be moving the weather knob to the place where I like it. So Cessna, who I’ve never met, has decided that this place needs an award or something. …
He’s In The Doghouse Now
Joel Dobrin’s dog may be in trouble. According to this story, he’s a snitch! Police pulled Dobrin over for a routine traffic stop, when they were assaulted by a flying sock full of marijuana and Hashish. They originally thought Dobrin had thrown it out the window to get rid of it, but Dobrin told them …
Happy Birthday To Shoe.
So last Saturday we had a party for the shoe thief. Back about a month ago, Shoe turned 40! We wanted to do something special for him, but between Steve feeling sick and one of Shoe’s friends being unavailable because of being on the other side of the world, we put off his party until …
Three More To Add To The Parents Of The Year Pile
Wow. I can’t remember if I’ve seen 3 stories of people mistreating kids in their care in a week before, but I sure see them now. How depressing. First is the story of a woman wacking a nine-year-old boy on the head with a frying pan because he dropped a bagel with cream cheese on …
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Portal To What The Hell
This is definitely an example of weirder than weird. Two women got up in the morning to let their dog outside when they noticed that the contents of their shed were all over everywhere. Wondering what in hell happened, they went to look. The shed door was closed. Hmmm. Even weirder. When they opened it, …
How Many Stacey Champions Could There Be? Well, At Least Two.
We have a twist on the puppy in the mail story. It looks like there’s more than one Stacey Champion, and the wrong one is getting hate mailed off the earth. What really sucks is they both spell their names the same, both are the same age, and both have a connection to Minneapolis. But …
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She Wants The Puppy Back?
Wow, there’s an update to the story of the puppy in the mail. It appears that Stacey Champion has had a change of heart and wants the puppy back. Um, what? I hope she doesn’t get it. When her stance changes from “just give me the 20 bucks back that I paid to mail it” …
He Won’t Come, When You Call, He Won’t Chhase, Squirrels At All…
I wish I hadn’t already used the title “Dead Puppies Aren’t Much Fun” because it would have been appropriate for this story. We honestly don’t know what the hell Stacey Champion was thinking. My best guess is that she was trying to save money, and was too stupid/uncaring to figure out that this was a …
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Luckily For Him, He Stayed Unleaded.
I guess one thing I can say about this guy is he didn’t bring his kids to the scene of the crime, like some of our other prizes have. No, he left the kids, both under 5, at home alone when he went out to rob a gas station. Then he came back home. Too …