October 2014 update: For the first time in over 10 years of doing this, I’m breaking a personal rule and taking a post down. But I’m doing so in order to uphold another. Do our best to get things as right as we can. After a nice conversation with somebody I believe and offers of …
Category Archives: food feuds
I Now Pronounce You Unconscious, You Dick
Look at that, it’s a wedding and a food feud all in one! The fight erupted when the best man pushed into the buffet queue to get food for his son, which is said to have upset uncle-of-the-bride Hughes. The 53 year old lorry driver is said to have then hit best man, and brother-of-the-groom, …
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Your Tray, Right Away
We all know that the food warmers used by fast food restaurants can often be anything but. And honestly, who hasn’t wanted to assault a Burger King employee a time or 12? Really, I can relate. I hate Burger King for deeply personal reasons that you really don’t want the details of. let’s just say …
It’s A Shame That Kooler Heads Couldn’t Have Prevailed
Sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe in. Sometimes somebody crosses a line with you in such a way that you might even have to fight for it. If you’re 22-year-old Brandon Antron Crosley of Cocoa, Florida, that line is drawn at the point where dad is obviously messing up the Kool-Aid …
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Stolen Teeth And A Bottle Stabbing Over A Denied Soup Request. Just Another Day In Florida
If you asked me to make a list of things that make this blog writing stuff a whole lot easier, two items I’d put right near the top of it would be police blotters and the state of Florida. And when those two things come together, oh boy. ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON A man …
Gotta Be A Stabbin’ Over KD
If I told you that a hunt for some missing macaroni and cheese and a spilled beer lead to a knife in the gut from one brother to another, what state would you guess this happened in? I’ll give you a hint. It starts with F and ends with lorida. A witness told deputies in …
Would You Tell Your Stupid Ranch Tooth To Shut Up!?
On the surface it seems obvious who the evil twin is in this family, but on the other hand, the other one did eat all the ranch dressing. Totally not cool. Ocala police officer Kristen Whitston went to the area of Northwest 12th Street and Northwest 12th Avenue and found one of the 17-year-old twins …
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Too Bad She Doesn’t Like Pickles, Because She’s Sure In One Now
I don’t quite understand what Tina Drouin’s problem is. It’s not like this woman was trying to fill her sub with tomatoes. that would be a beating. Police say Drouin started loudly complaining, used a profanity, and demanded a refund. “She couldn’t be pleased. She was very disoriented. She seemed like she was under the …
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White Donuts Will Turn You Black And Blue If You’re Not Careful
I love you, Florida. You always make this so easy on me. Police were called to the Walmart store on US 19 after Charles Cook’s girlfriend said he picked up a box of white powdered donuts and hit her in the face with it during an argument. During an interview with the responding deputy, Cook …
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Size Matters
If you have a complaint about the treatment and service you’ve received from a business, sometimes it’s a good idea to take that complaint to the BBB. But in spite of what Demetrius Patterson may have you believe, BBB does not stand for Bang! Bang! Bang! Officers were called around 11:31 p.m. on Friday, Dec. …