If I told you that a hunt for some missing macaroni and cheese and a spilled beer lead to a knife in the gut from one brother to another, what state would you guess this happened in? I’ll give you a hint. It starts with F and ends with lorida. A witness told deputies in …
Category Archives: food feuds
Would You Tell Your Stupid Ranch Tooth To Shut Up!?
On the surface it seems obvious who the evil twin is in this family, but on the other hand, the other one did eat all the ranch dressing. Totally not cool. Ocala police officer Kristen Whitston went to the area of Northwest 12th Street and Northwest 12th Avenue and found one of the 17-year-old twins …
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Too Bad She Doesn’t Like Pickles, Because She’s Sure In One Now
I don’t quite understand what Tina Drouin’s problem is. It’s not like this woman was trying to fill her sub with tomatoes. that would be a beating. Police say Drouin started loudly complaining, used a profanity, and demanded a refund. “She couldn’t be pleased. She was very disoriented. She seemed like she was under the …
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White Donuts Will Turn You Black And Blue If You’re Not Careful
I love you, Florida. You always make this so easy on me. Police were called to the Walmart store on US 19 after Charles Cook’s girlfriend said he picked up a box of white powdered donuts and hit her in the face with it during an argument. During an interview with the responding deputy, Cook …
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Size Matters
If you have a complaint about the treatment and service you’ve received from a business, sometimes it’s a good idea to take that complaint to the BBB. But in spite of what Demetrius Patterson may have you believe, BBB does not stand for Bang! Bang! Bang! Officers were called around 11:31 p.m. on Friday, Dec. …
Did Somebody Say My Burger Has Cheese On It?
I hate when a restaurant worker screws up my order, especially when it involves something that’s difficult or impossible to fix. It actually happened to me just this week. but as much as I’d sometimes like to flip out and give a person or 3 the what for, I know there are better ways of …
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Don’t Get Testy, Mr. Testa
For reasons known only to 45-year-old Joe Testa and perhaps a few others who aren’t talking, he walked into a Brooklyn Stop & Shop supermarket with a bunch of avocados. If he was trying to sell them to the store, he must be a poor salesman, as an argument quickly broke out between himself and …
Big Punch Soda
I’ve never had Big Peach soda. Never even heard of it, actually. But it must be awesome if it can cause this much of a fight, either that or young Diamond Lydia here must have one hell of a rage problem. He followed her into her bedroom and threw a box of chicken at her. …
Fatal Food Feuds, The Corndog Edition
There’s nothing funny about this, it’s just that collecting these is one of those things we do here. Corey Lamont Walker, 36, told his three roommates Tuesday morning that someone was stealing food from his room, police said. Walker blamed roommate Anthony Kimball Smith, 56, and an argument ensued, police said. Another roommate flagged down …
I’m Sad That Grandma Called Me Chicken. I Should Go Play Salad With A Train Or Something
It’s been a while since we’ve had a food feud type story, and I’ll be honest, this one has me more than a little confused. I’m going to go on ahead and hope this guy is just slow, and not this much of an idiot/anger management reject. A South Carolina woman returned home from the …