As food feuds go, this is different. Shanaya Edgell found herself, as so many of us have at one time or another, with a cheeseburger craving at 3 in the morning. Fortunately, boyfriend Darrell Page, in an act of fine boyfriendliness, drove her to a local McDonald’s so that she may satisfy it. Unfortunately for …
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Think Outside The Bomb
Police in Georgia are looking for a man who, if I may make the obvious comment here, clearly didn’t get the memo. After phoning in a complaint to an Albany Taco Bell about the lack of meat in the chalupas he had ordered and not getting the results he wanted, the fellow reportedly returned to …
What’s Wrong, Cupcake?
We have an unidentified Chicago woman and her unidentified husband. We have a disagreement between the two. We have cupcakes. If you’ve been here for a while, you know what happens next. The fight started with a verbal quarrel about 7:45 p.m. at the home in the 4700 block of South Western Avenue, according to …
My Pizza Is Cold And Your Service Sucks, .com
Man. For a guy feeling lazy enough to order his pizza online, he sure is energetic when things go wrong. The 26-year-old man’s pizza order went awry when he mistakenly submitted an online order for carryout rather than delivery. He realized the mistake an hour later and called Toppers, 21461 E. Moreland Blvd., and arranged …
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Imagine The Trouble He Could Have Caused If He’d Had Some Coffee In Him
While Carin and I try to decide whether or not to record some audio for you all on this here holiday Monday, have one of these. According to deputies, Gabriel R. Letennier, 39, allegedly became irate with the Dunkin’ Donuts staff because he felt they were taking too long to serve him coffee. Police said …
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She Was Milking That Breastfeeding Mother Thing For All It Was Worth
Here’s another sign that I’m either losing my touch, or I’ve seen one too many weird news stories. It was all over the net. Har har, it was also all over her car, but ya know. Anyway, the story of Stephanie Robinette was everywhere. I guess she and her husband were at a wedding, and …
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Dog, Sandwich And Brain At Large
Things like this keep happening, so we’ll keep posting them. Sarah Renee Lane was no fan of being told by the driver picking her up that she couldn’t bring her pita sandwich into the cab with her. After what I’m certain was very careful deliberation, she decided on a plan. Leaving lunch at the curb …
This Melon Belongs In The Ocean, This Melon Belongs In The Sea. So Don’t Take It Out Of The Ocean, And Pour Your Swim Noodle On Me
The story of 68-year-old Karl Ludwig Eichner and the head-shaped rotting watermelon he was adamant did not belong in the ocean is another of those times when I need say nothing funny or serious to add to the strangeness of it all. A woman who was at the beach with a friend observed a rotting …
I Scream, You Scream, I’ll Shoot You Dead If We Don’t Get Some Goddamn Icecream Over Here
Thank you Joseph Hayes for doing your part to set a good example for the next generation…of criminals who think the world is shitting on them while owing them everything. According to a police affidavit, Hayes became upset and began yelling at the victim because “Y’all didn’t save my kids no damn ice cream and …
Either This One’s On The House Or I’ll Give You A Whippy, Mister.
How did that old saying go? I scream, you scream, we all beat the wholly christ out of the driver and run off with his money when he refuses to give us free icecream? The offender was turned away when he asked for a free ice-cream. However, when the driver hopped in the front seat …
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