Doctor Penfield, I Smell Burnt Toast! And Computer Parts! And Curtains! And…

We’ve written about a lot of ridiculous gadgets here over the years, but I’m not sure if I’ve seen anything with quite as much disaster causing potential as this5.25 Inch Bay Toaster.I think thecented oil burnermight come close, but there seems to be more room for property loss here.

Nobody’s That Forgetful, Just That Stupid

Dallas company Baby Alert International has started selling a device they say will make it easier for busy parents to remember not to leave their children in sweltering cars. The unit, marketed as theChild Minder System,is necessary because “All of our lives are so busy,” and “we get distracted and we forget something.” It also …

So We’re All Doomed Then?

New Cell Phone Risks Cause Panic Among Assholes A new medical report showing that excessive cell phone use may increase the risk of cancer has sparked widespread fear among the nation’s assholes, prominent assholes confirmed today. For years, America’s assholes have talked relentlessly on their cell phones — while waiting on supermarket lines, sitting on …

Give Yourself A Robot Hand

Ever find yourself in the mood to jerk off but not in the mood for all of that pesky physical effort? Is your favourite hand broken and you’re not good at switch hitting? Do you have a spare 60 bucks lying around that you wouldn’t mind dropping on useless crap? If you answered yes to …

More Musical Videos With Unexpected Musical Instruments

Wow. Somehow, when I found that other oddly musical video, I missed this one! For some reason, I find this one more impressive, who knows why? All I know is someone’s played a lot of Mario Brothers. This one, on the other hand, leaves me going oh lord. I should be impressed, but it didn’t …

Picking Criminals’ Brains For Evidence

This whole brain electrical oscilation signature thing makes me a wee bit, well no, a whole lot, nervous. They’re using it in India to convict people of murders and they *say* that it reveals whether or not you actually experienced something versus whether or not you just read about it. I just feel like there’s …

The UroClub: For When You Can’t Have A Do Over, And Don’t Want A Spill Over

I don’t know what really needs to be said about this thing, it pretty much speaks for itself. Attention Male Golfers! How many times has this happened? You arrive at the golf course, and soon you’re on to 18 holes with your best buddies. After drinking sport ades, water, beer, and whatever, you’re on the …