Akron Shitty Center

I would hate to be Shawn Pouliot right now. But if the story went the way he says it does, I hope he wins the lawsuit. According to him, he went to a downtown Akron hotel, the Akron City Centre Hotel, one night, and had an unfortunate accident where his colostomy pouch broke, spreading its …

Adam Growe Was Fun, But I Didn’t Win Any Money

On Saturday, Steve, the shoe thief, another friend and I went to see Adam Growe, the guy who is the host of the Canadian version of Cash Cab. He was atthe River Run Centre. The way it was described sounded super weird. He was going to do a little one-man play, and then some kind …

Trixie Wants To Have A Word Or Six.

Ha ha, I have the keyboard. I have the keyboard I have the keyboard. Hmmm I wonder if I can get this done in time for kibble. It’s almost time to eat that yummy kibble kibble kibble stuff. Speaking of kibble, I’ve noticed I get a bit less kibble than I used to. Carin said …

Body-Scanners and Guide Dogs

I have a small update to the body scanners story. A member of a guide dog email list found out that it is advised that us guide dog handlers get the pat-down because the body-scanners are small, making it hard for man and beast to fit in them, and emit a noise that may bother …

The Biggest News Of The Holidays

Holy crap, I am a giant idiot! This was supposed to get in my holiday post under the I’m not supposed to ever leave because stuff happens while I’m gone files. Shame on me for forgetting! Smack smack smack! I come back from holidays, and Steve keeps mentioning that I have one important email. I’m …

The Long-Awaited, Long Holiday Post

I always write a post about the holidays. It’s just a matter of when. I’m crazy, and want to get through the easy stuff first before I sit down and crank out a giant epic. But it seems writing the holiday epic has become the thing I’ve done since Steve and Matt let me come …