I probably wouldn’t have posted this story, except for the image created by a couple of sentences. A man robbed a hotel, and police were called. When police arrived, they quickly found a big clue, a dropped set of keys to a caddilac in the hallway. When they went outside, they found Darnell Lamar Wright, …
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Don’t Drink And Shoplift
Hmmm. Well, that didn’t go so well. A dude stole some cough drops and a bottle of Schnapps from a store and ran out. He ran and hid, only he hid in the police station. It didn’t take long before he was found, and he was already drunk.
Hot On The Trail…Mix Of A Good Story
And we thought Jonathan G. Parker was dumb. Just have a look at Stephan Crane. He got a little boozed up, and decided to go visit his sister. But he couldn’t get in. After trying to come in through her window, he spied a copy of the Ravalli Republic in the hall outside her apartment, …
Robin Hood: Men In Jail
This guy sure isn’t the quickest identity-thieving bunny in the forest. He didn’t want to be arrested, he had warrants out for him. So he went and found another dude’s wallet, picked it up, and pretended to be him. Then, he shoplifted, and was arrested. Uh, if you don’t want to be arrested, how about …
But They Said It Was Accepted Everywhere!
What kind of person would try and buy crack with a credit card? I guess the same one who would call the police and report being robbed when he tried to buy said crack with said credit card. Yes, another reason you should say no to crack.
O No!
When I first read a summary of this story, I couldn’t stop laughing. Steve came in and asked what was making me laugh so hard, and I just kept laughing. In the end, I had to make JAWS read it to him, because I couldn’t finish even one sentence. This is what made me laugh. …
What Is I’m Still Going To Death Row?
After your death sentence has been commuted to life, it is never a good idea to write a taunting letter to the prosecutors essentially saying “Ha ha, you bunch of dumbasses, you saved my life. Now here’s the rest of the story, but you can’t get me, neener neener neener, I’m in the clear, thank …
Positive ID, Negative IQ
You know, if you just robbed a store, and then video of you robbing a store shows up on the news, you probably know what is going on, and don’t need to march into the police station to demand an explanation. You would say that’s about accurate, wouldn’t you, Myesha Williams? But you did make …
Every Girl’s Crazy ‘Bout A Cross Dressed Man
Not entirely sure what the thought process washere or how he thought he was going to make a clean getaway looking like that, but I’m not going to spend a lot of time wondering about it because amazingly, the cunning plan failed. A Minnesota man was ticketed for walking out of a store wearing a …
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Damn Back Seat Drivers
Bad idea: Running a red light while a cop is sitting right behind you.Worse idea: Running a red light with a cop sitting behind you while you’re driving without a license because it was taken away from you due to your poor driving history.Worsest idea:Figuring you’ll get out of it by hiding in the back …