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>And I thought the RealTouch was nasty. Some japanese scientists have created a kissing machine. The lab, part of The University of Electro-Communications, posted a video in which a researcher demonstrates the “Kiss Transmission Device.” It’s a motorized box that looks a little like a police Breathalyzer. Talk about your moment killer. In the video, …
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Arrested recently and for the second time in less than 4 years is 56-year-old Glenn H. Stoner. Can you guess what he was arrested for? There’s no picture to help you, but if you said felony cultivation of marijuana and operating a drug house as well as misdemeanor possession of paraphernalia, you win> Clearwater police …
I know the folks at the TSA don’t much care for being called gropers and child molesters, so if any of them who may be reading my words have a better adjective for this I’d love to hear it, strictly for entertainment and what balls (not in the literal sense) purposes. “You try to make …
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What to do when the 71-year-old ex wife you share your home with has a problem with you having your new girlfriend over? If you’re 75-year-old Sebastiano Russo, the answer is easy.Drunkenly throw a grape at her head, then threaten to murder her and burn down the house. A witness told the investigating deputy that …
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The worst part of this guy’s night wasn’t that his name is Bruce Manlove, though I’m sure that’s its own brand of personal hell. NO, I dare say his worst moment was the time hewrote a robbery note on the back of some department of corrections paperwork, paperwork that just happened to have the name …
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This has to be a joke. But it isn’t. Arrested for dealing drugs is Kevin Lee Cokayne. Sadly, he was only dealing marijuana. But the story was funny anyway.
If all this is true, which it probably is since this woman’s lawyer has more clients saying the same thing, this Bath Fitter franchise is messed up, and needs to learn a few lessons. Jo A. Yochum says that she began working for this bath fitting franchise, and had to pay $90000 for the training …
Jason Moorehead and Paul Gardner III have an interesting idea of what counts as indecent exposure. They think it’s perfectly fine to touch each other’s stuff in public, just as long as nobody gets an erection. Eeewww. Just imagine walking up to that public display of yuck? Just imagine trying to explain that to your …
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I thought I’d post a couple of updates to some other stories we’ve done recently that had, hmmm, interesting names in them. Remember the building to be named Harry Baals Government Center? Well, despite an overwhelming majority voting for that name, it will be called Citizens Square. The lame answer that was given as to …
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This little incident just may have revealed bigger problems with this family. An unnamed 17-year-old Orlando boy was laying on his bed with his 12-year-old sister and a 9 mm pistol. Yup, just layin’ on the bed with the gun. For reasons only the boy will comprehend, he thought it would be a good idea …