Here’s a tip. spray-paint is toxic, especially if you slather your face with it as a disguise while committing a robbery. I would tell you to ask Thomas James about the dangers of spray-paint as a disguise, but he’s kind of dead. I also thought it was funny that this robbery occurred on Sparkleberry Lane. …
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Funny The Way It Is…
“At 12:40 a.m. Sunday, Park Police arrested David Matthews of Carlton Avenue, Cohoes, who police allege forcibly touched and groped a 20-year-old woman near the Hall of Springs outside SPAC at 9:30 p.m. Saturday, according to City Court records. “Park patrons directed police to the woman, who told police that Matthews, 18, had sexually abused …
We’ll Let You Out Of Jail, It don’t Matter If You’re Black Or White.
Originally, I was just going to post this because of the guy’s name. Falsely released while being held for public intoxication was Richard Daniel Wines. I guess he drank a little too much of the wine. But I now have questions. He got out by saying he was a 34-year-old black man. He’s an 18-year-old …
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Your Argument Has No Teeth, And Neither Do You
I was just thinking. We haven’t had a good weirder than weird story in a while. Here’s one. Robert Henry Stahl has a thing for getting in fights with people and then trying to snatch their dentures from their mouths. Why? And how does he know they have dentures? Does he only fight with people …
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You Are Carrying A Banana. Do You Want To Eat It?
John Steven Szwalla is a strange individual. he decided to rob a store. His weapon? A banana! He hid it under his shirt and made it look like a gun. Unfortunately, he picked the wrong guy to rob, because he was swiftly grabbed and held down by the store’s owner and another patron, and the …
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Guinness Book Of World Riches
Our old friend Jonathan Lee Riches is doing what he does best, suing! Who is he suing now? I can’t stop laughing. He’s suing…*snort*…the Guinness Book of World Records. Why is he suing them? I’m not sure. Most obviously, it seems that he doesn’t like the names they’ve stuck on him, names like “The litigator …
>We Find The Defendant Guilty Based On Name
>Arrested recently in Florida on a DUI charge wasRandy Joe Beverage.
Where To?
I’m not sure why anyone would call a taxi and use it as a getaway car, but years of tracking the depths of human stupidity has taught me that some people do. So as a helpful tip for these master criminals, I offer the following suggestion. When leaving the scene of your heist, try your …
Baby’s First Coronary
By the sounds of it, the triplets of Leanne Salt are doomed. But perhaps they were meant to be doomed because their last name is Salt, and they seem to be getting entirely too much salt in their diet, along with too much fat, and too much of everything else. Their mother weighed 40 stone …
His Parents Said He Was Born To Be A Lawyer
Here’s one for the wacky but fitting names files. he was caught practicing law without a license. His name? Perry Mason.