I want to understand where this lady is coming from because four isn’t even close to eight, for crying out loud, but these thieving bastards at KFC only gave me half my chicken is still not something you call 911 to complain about. The woman told a dispatcher she was at the KFC on Euclid …
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The Best News Bloopers Of January, 2023
Happy birthday, Italian twins! How old are you, exactly? And hopefully Rick Too-kit can fix the Can-nukes in a way that Bruce Boo-drew could not.
Best News Bloopers Of 2022, Part 3
If I were a mom, I would be Melanie Lawson.
Busting A Nutley
A substitute teacher from of all places, Nutley, New Jersey, is facing several charges after he is alleged to have been twice caught teaching anatomy when he was supposed to be teaching things that were not that. Charging documents do not say how many students were in the room during the Feb. 1 incident, or …
Porcha-Potty
To borrow a phrase from Carin in her sleep that one time, them old guys, shittin’ everywhere! I don’t know why he did that. For unknown reasons, the Florida Man, 64, walked “fully naked” up the driveway of his next-door neighbor and proceeded to defecate atop a glass table on the victim’s porch, according to …
Finally, We Agree On Something
I don’t know if that something is that this dude we live with has horrible taste in music, that the rest of the complex wants and needs to hear our argument more than whatever stupid song this is or that we’re both just curious enough right now about how it feels to stab a guy, …
Breaking News Is Broken
This has been slowly driving me around the bend, so I had to write it down. Plus I wanted to know if other people felt the same. People have lost touch with the meaning of the phrase “breaking news.” They use it on news that isn’t that important. Some update on the state of the …
The World Could Use A Better Bail System. And More Barbecue Sauce
If there’s one place where you would figure that a lack of barbecue sauce wouldn’t be a concern, it’s a barbecue restaurant in Texas. You would be wrong, it turns out. But if there’s one place where a lack of barbecue sauce would end in a shooting, Texas would be a pretty good guess. A …
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My Wages And Bargaining Rights Are Illegally Limited And I get To Work All The Extra Hours I want? Honey, Pack The Car!
Doug Ford has a very Doug Ford plan for fixing the problems with Ontario’s healthcare system. What he’s gonna do, see, is he’s gonna loosen some rules so that workers from other provinces can come here and start working faster. He’s not gonna help them relocate or give them any kind of reason to want …
Cappy Meal
I’ve got no good way to start this off, so let’s just go ahead and enjoy some wholesome family time. Police said the incident began at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time, when a man received the wrong order at a McDonald’s drive-thru in Midvale. He then “brandished a firearm” at employees, police said, and employees …