Doug Ford has a very Doug Ford plan for fixing the problems with Ontario’s healthcare system. What he’s gonna do, see, is he’s gonna loosen some rules so that workers from other provinces can come here and start working faster. He’s not gonna help them relocate or give them any kind of reason to want …
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Cappy Meal
I’ve got no good way to start this off, so let’s just go ahead and enjoy some wholesome family time. Police said the incident began at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time, when a man received the wrong order at a McDonald’s drive-thru in Midvale. He then “brandished a firearm” at employees, police said, and employees …
Part Two Of The Best News Bloopers Of 2022
This is Peaches Cookiefingers saying Tagalog to all our Filipino viewers.
If Only We Had A Serves You Right Tag
We all need a good news story now and then. this one did it for me today. 2 men accidentally set themselves on fire trying to torch immigration centre Two suspected arsonists accidentally set themselves on fire as they attempted to burn down an immigration centre in California on Monday. In shocking security camera footage, …
The Best News Bloopers Of 2022
Everybody spell it with me! According to News Be Funny, here are this year’s best news bloopers. You’ll probably remember most of these if you watch the best of the month videos, but a lot goes on in those things so you’re almost certain to find something new.
I Got Ripped Off 0.8 Seconds Faster! This Is Awesome!
You probably know this already, but I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Even if you’re certain you’ve heard the stupidest thing you’re ever going to hear, there’s always going to be a stupider one waiting for you just around some corner somewhere. Today’s example comes to us by way of the …
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I May Have Dodged A Snow-Covered Bullet!
Everybody, sing along! Having gridlock Christmas was almost my experience. The plan was to head out today and head for Mom and Dad’s place, about 300 miles away. But because the roads still sound like they suuuuuuuck, we decided to head out tomorrow. This decision was made with no help from the folks at 570 …
Ask For The Blue Box, And Then Dump The Paper This Is Written ON Into It
This lawsuit here is the kind of thing that should cause you to be disqualified from ever using the court system again and cost your lawyer his license. Specifically his law license, but if you want to take his driver’s license or dog license or any other license you can think of while you’re at …
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Miss, Please Put Your Mounds Away
Damn cops, always ruining everybody’s good time. I’m sure this was the funnest house in the neighbourhood by a mile. An Anne Arundel County woman was arrested Monday after police say she screamed obscenities and exposed herself to children trick-or-treating on Halloween night. Around 7:30 p.m. Monday, officers were called to the 3600 block of …
Facebook Is Garbage, Part Whatever
There are a lot of reasons to hope that Facebook will just go ahead and die right along with Twitter, and this here is definitely one of them. Under our rules Donald Trump is a politician because he announced that he is running for president again, and as such our fact checkers are no longer …