I’m bringing some erotic reptiles to your surprise party! See you th…uh-oh. And today must be starting off ok. I wrote the word February without mistyping or having to think about how to spell it. Well, at least I did the first time. The second one almost ended up being Febuarary when I lost control …
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Learning The Word No and Using It Liberally Might Be A Good Place To Start
As satisfying as it is to watch the Prime Minister of Canada absolutely torch Bell and others for the way they do business at all of our expense, I have to say that it would be much more satisfying if someone…anyone in government with any sort of real power had said some version of it …
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“What Is The Nature Of Your Emergency?” “I Appear To Be Lost In An Administrative Loop”
This is hardly the dumbest 911 story we’ve ever seen, but something about it keeps saying “Steve, post me,” so who am I to argue? Police say that on Feb. 2, the man attended the Superior Court of Justice to obtain help completing family court documents. After staff advised they are not permitted to provide …
Happy Valentine’s Day. Please Accept These News Bloopers As A Token Of My Love
Many slips of the tongue here, which sounds like a fine Valentine’s Day to me. And I’ve got a feeling this would be even better if I understood literally anything about yoga.
Firings
A few moves I feel the need to comment on. Bell Canada slashing 4,800 jobs, selling 45 radio stations I didn’t realize there were that many people still working there. I kid, but only a little. In the last few years that company has been gutted until there’s nothing left to gut, and then somehow …
The Best News Bloopers Of January, 2024
If there’s going to be lovemaking, we need to know how big your hole is and all about the true colours of Uranus.
So When And How Are We Supposed To Use The Emergencies Act?
Given that I’m about to spend a weekend with a friend with whom I’ve burned no shortage of hours discussing world events, I’m sure this question is going to come up sooner or later. And I have to say, this column from Matt Gurney sums up my feelings pretty well. You can count me among …
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There. Now It’s Broken
If I was ever going to flip my lid over something like this, it would be one of those times when you get a pizza and find that they didn’t cut the slices all the way through. I hate that! Subway worker Cassandra Pierre-Louis told sheriff’s deputies that De Barros, a licensed building contractor, “became …
At Least He Was Keeping Himself Clean
It’s totally a stereotype and I know we’re all supposed to be better than that now, but be honest with yourself. When you hear a name like Giovanni Impellizzeri, you probably have at least one of two thoughts: That’s a mobster. I bet he could make some pretty good food. I can’t speak to that …
This Being A Day Ending In Y, Your Rogers Bill Is About To Go Up
So remember how letting Rogers buy Shaw was going to be great for Canadians, lowering everyone’s bills and absolutely not leading to out of control rate increases? Three guesses how that’s going. Wireless phone plans will be getting more expensive for some Canadians this year. Rogers Communications Inc. will increase the cost of some of its …
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