I thought I had posted this a couple months ago, but it turns out that it wound up on my endless I’ll get around to it pile and then never got gotten around to. So thanks muchly to a good friend I won’t name just in case for looking out for us and making sure …
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The Best News Bloopers Of 2023
Colonization is never good, but they did bring french bread, so…
Mr. Speaker, Due To Our Government’s Own Cuts, We’ve All Been Issued Landlines. That’s Why We Don’t Use Them
I’m not going to sit here and pretend that Doug Ford and his cabinet ministers are the only political figures to ever figure out that if you don’t use your government issue devices that it’s harder for people to keep track of what you’re up to, but I’m pretty sure they might be the only …
Get Your Head Out Of Your Annus. And Everyone Else’s, Too
File this one under close enough. Sentenced to 10 and a half years in prison last year for the attempted rape of a boy under the age of 13 was Kristian Annus. Not sure how he wound up looking the way he does in this mug shot, but you kind of hope it was a …
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In Other Burrito News…
While writing up that last post, I decided to run a search for “burrito” in the big archive O stuff that Carin and I affectionately call Mini Google just to see if I was hanging on to anything that might be helpful. I wasn’t, but I did find a couple of things from earlier this …
Would You Like Community Service With That?
Barb sent this along, saying that it was a food feud sentence she could get behind. I agree. You obviously can’t do things like this in every case, but since no one appears to have been seriously hurt, this is as good a time as any to give it a go. Woman who threw hot …
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The News Blooper Videos For October And November
With all those hot lovers, no wonder the news is on Tinder now. And I wonder how that air fried turkey turned out. Is everyone ok? And here, because I didn’t get around to posting it at the time, is the video for October. I’ll warn you though: It’s the first time I ever watched …
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This Is The Schlong…
I think it’s kind of weird that people feel the need to fill their homes with surveillance cameras that are constantly monitoring everything they do and potentially sharing it with the whole world because the security on those things can be pretty damn bad, but maybe it’s all worth it if you can catch one …
Clean Up Your Act, You Two
As a blind person living in a big apartment building, I sort of understand this. Only difference between him and I is that he’s calling just because his clothes were removed and I’d be calling to self-report the beating that I could not guarantee I would be able to refrain from giving to the person …
What Are You Doing, You Fuels! That’s Not A Safeway To Carry That!
Even after all these years, there are still times when I think to myself that if I see anything dumber than this today, I’ll be surprised. This is one of them. A man in Phoenix, Arizona, was taken to the hospital with serious burns after being found near a car that was also on fire. …
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