I was struggling to understand what and why the hell any of this was happening until I read down to the part where the fellow had previously been arrested for possession of LSD and 27.92 grams of marijuana wax. I don’t know what that second thing is exactly, but it must be the black sheep[of …
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Just Tell Him You Were Driving, Dog
Believe it or not, I actually know a couple of guys who tried to pull off the old switch places during a traffic stop thing once. They were both drinking, but decided, in their infinite wisdom, that the one that didn’t have a driver’s license was in better shape and thus less likely to get …
Take A Flying Leap, Doug
I may be the only one, but I was fully prepared to give Doug Ford a pass for buying that government jet. Part of this is a me thing, because I hate travelling. In a perfect world, wherever I’m going should never be more than an absolute maximum of an hour and a half away …
Baby Powder
If you’re planning to tool around town with three pounds of cocaine, there are certainly worse ways of disguising it than making it look like a great big pregnant belly. On paper, at least. Unfortunately, life isn’t lived on paper. If it were, it wouldn’t matter that you drive like an idiot. Or that you …
How Did He Get An Uber That Fast?
More than once in these pages I’ve mentioned that something said by George Carlin wasn’t just a bit to me, but also a life lesson. This, however, is not one of those things. If only I could have explained that to Christopher Everson here before everything went all to hell for him. On April 11, …
But That’s Exactly When We Need One
B.C. RCMP cancel Amber Alert after 2 children go missing
I Had To Make Sure. You Know Those Politicians Lie About Everything
Soldier shoots dead politician he was guarding Contrary to the headline, the politician was in fact very much alive up until the shooting, which ended up being a murder-suicide. This is disappointing not just because murder-suicides are generally bad, but because I really wanted to know why the security guy hated the dude enough to …
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Come ON, Man. Be A Pepper. Just Once. Everybody’s Doin’ It, Dude
A couple things of note here: A drug investigation resulted in the arrest of a Bruce E. Huffer, which is what prompted me to open the post thingie. Check out what the cops confiscated in the process. During the investigation police seized meth, marijuana, blue pills believed to be Fentanyl, yellow pills identified as Gabapentin, …
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Thank Goodness We Don’t Go To Thunder Bay
Steve was helping me out finding links for my WaddleLoo post and came upon the story of Dom’s kindred spirit. “Why do you say that?” I hear you asking. “Was he a golden retriever? Maybe he was a guide dog.” Nope. He loved chasing geese a wee bit too much, and chased one out onto …
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Meat Department Joke Goes Here
There’s a bit of everything here. Racial slurs. Death threats. Apple throwing. Flower smashing. Relations with a refrigerator. Thank you, Seattle Police Department blotter. On Aug. 5 at about a 2:15 p.m., patrol officers responded to the 1700 block of East Madison Street following a report of a man using racial slurs and brandishing a …