>I’m really freaked out with the number of random weird violent things that have been going on lately. The psychology part of me says that my mind is just playing tricks on me, and I’m only noticing them because of the whole Greyhound bus tragedy, and how grusome it was. But it still freaks me …
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Dead Puppies Aren’t Much Fun
When I first saw a reference to this story, I freaked out. The reference was worded like this: “Cops: Puppy was dissected for high school biology assignment”. Then there were mentions of Animal Control. So, I thought some kids went and somehow obtained a live puppy from Animal Control, killed it, and cut it open. …
Hold The Land Phone!
This is funny, but I can’t say I completely agree with him about everything. Sure, a ton of people are switching to VOIP and cellular phones and abandoning the landline, but I don’t think it’s just the new wave and we should make a toast to the land phone and call it an antique and …
Something Tells Me This Book Won’t Be Available In The Ludington Library
I don’t know how to feel about this story. A librarian in the small town of Ludington wrote an unflattering book about her experience in the library. She did use a pen name, but she used a picture of her town’s library on the cover. Soon enough, because people could figure out who she was …
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Dear Future Generations Of Swedes:
You have my deepest sympathies. And remember, when the day comes that you’ve had enough and finally snap, it wasn’t me who decided that your idiot parents should be allowed to name you something stupid like Budweiser. The guy you want to lay the beating on is Lars Tegenfeldt, and you might want to consider …
The English Language Was Also Killed
Hello, Guelph Mercury? Are you there? Yes, I’m talking to you. Is everybody there who knows what they’re doing on a long vacation, or does nobody give a shit anymore? I ask because I’m curious as to how garbage likethis makes it through your editing process, if you still have one that is. I’ll forgive …
Talk About Stopping Traffic!
This one should have been up a lot sooner, but it happened before we were following the trend of people humping things. So, now that we are, here’s Verle Dills, who likes to get goin’ with stop signs. Well, stop signs, other road signs, and trees too. And he videotapes it.
Blaze Allah
Wow. It looks like God Lucky Howard has been trumped. Now, arrested on drug charges is Almighty Supremebeing Allah. Gee, Mr. Allah, you don’t seem very supreme right now.
Riding The Pine…No, Make That The Steel
I think it’s as hard for us to resist stories about the things people will try to fuck as it is for them to resist trying to fuck them. So in that spirit, here’s the story of a 41-year-old man from Hong Cong known only as Xing. Feeling lonely, he decided to try his luck …
Britain Gives Me More Reasons To Be Sick!
Wo, let me get this straight. In Britain, it is unacceptable to sell kiwi fruit that is a millimetre too small, but hospitals can be crawling with bugs and hardly anything is said. Magots in patients’ slippers? Ug!