If you’ve been paying attention to the news lately, you’ve probably heard that Russia and Georgia are currently at war. Understandably this has a lot of people very worried, including, and I bet you know where this is going,many residents of the former Soviet republic of Atlanta. This would normally be the part where I …
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>Step right UP And Be The Next To Slap Me!
>Wow. I’ve gone to one of those guess your age booths, and won a prize, but I never would have slugged the guy when he got it wrong. But apparently it happens all the time. If I were a guesser and that happened all the time, I’d be looking for a new…profession? Hobby? I don’t …
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Newsflash, You’re Busted
Wow. This woman could be outsmarted by a puppy. Let’s do a quick review. This woman, who is going by the name of “Bernann McKinney, decides to pay some scientists in Korea a bunch of bucks to clone Booger, her dead pit bull. Aside: People, name your dogs better things than Booger andPooper! Anyway, the …
Um, Where Are My Clothes? Why Am I In This Cell?
At least this wasn’t how our drunken neighbour found himself. I don’t know how Steve would have felt if he reached out to help the guy and discovered the guy had no clothes on. And at least he didn’t hurl on our floor.
A Different Boob-Inspector
Nice try, bud, but I’m relieved it didn’t work. Maybe the only reason it didn’t was his fake business card had no name. A guy came into a porn shop and demanded sex videos for free because he was a police detective and wanted to verify the ages of the participants…yeah, that’s it. It didn’t …
Yipe Yipedy Yipe Yipe Ouch.
I can’t bring myself to read this. Can you? Tell me how it went.
Try Going To A Park Next Time
Yeah, let’s put our three-year-old granddaughter on the roof of the car and drive around a parking lot, only at a snail’s pace, don’t worry, to let her get some air and have some fun. No, let’s not. Does this woman forget that even a snail’s pace in a car is fast? Or should we …
An Aptly-Named Wacko
In the case of this lune, they never said how she was related to the kids in the car. for their sake, I hope she’s not their mom. I mean, for starters, she was high as a kite while driving them around. It’s bad enough she was driving them around while high, but if that’s …
Man’s Best Friend, Even In Death
I can’t decide if this story makes me sad or angry. A guy drives out on the prairie with his dog and commits suicide. The dog stands guard over his body for six weeks. It’s worth noting that she didn’t nibble a single toe. The dog is rescued and reunited with her family. First, there …
Guess What. Our Systems Are Different
There’s been some controversy over whether or not some of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Olympics are honestly 16, the minimum age at which somebody can compete. Quite a few people have a hunch that they probably aren’t, saying that they look more like kids who are any where from 7 to 12. I …