At long last, I have found the answer to a question that has been puzzling the world since…sometime last week. that question of course is how do you take a story aboutthe government trying to regulate a bunch of lunatics crucifying themselvesand make it even weirder? The answer is one of those things that’s so …
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Safe Mock Crucifictions?
You’ve heard the stories about the people in the Philippines who whip themselves and simulate the crucifiction on Good Friday, right? Well, now, since there’s no way to stop it, Philippine health officials are telling people to please do it safely. That’s right. Get a tetanus shot, use sterile nails and clean whips to cause …
No More Laughing Gas for You!
Here’s another dentist to add to the creepy dentist pile. This one, Dr. Norman Rubin, likes to get high on laughing gas at lunch, and got a little too high, and was found passed out and drooling in a gas mask. Oh, and his license to practice dentistry got suspended six times in different states.
Truth In Advertising
Charged with murder in the beating and choking death of an elderly woman is convicted sex offender James A. Hole.
Holiday Marketing 101
It’s nice to see that even the drug dealers among us can get into the holiday spirit. Five Marietta, Ohio residents were arrested this week forselling crack cocaine that was dyed green in honour of St. Patrick’s Day. “I don’t know if they’re Irish or not,” Washington County Sheriff Larry R. Mincks said of the …
I Click, Therefore I Am
It seems the courts disagree, but the FBI’s new method of rounding up child porn suspects sounds an awful lot like entrapment to me. The FBI has recently adopted a novel investigative technique: posting hyperlinks that purport to be illegal videos of minors having sex, and then raiding the homes of anyone willing to click …
Up, Up And Away In A Helium Balloon
Oh boy. Maybe the best thing that could happen to Lefkos Hajji would be to never find the $12000-ring intended for his fiance that he put in a helium balloon that was ripped from his hands by a gust of wind. If the accidental loss of a ring can make his wife to be so …
I guess The Story Isn’t So Ridiculous After All
Well, it looks like the story the other day about the safe texting street was a bit of a stretch. I guess the street hasn’t been officially made safe for all bumbling idiots. A research company found out a lot of people collide with stuff on that street, so set up the padding as a …
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The Picture Of Stupidity
I’m confused. What law says you’re not allowed to snap a photo of under cover cops while they’re conducting a search warrant? If they’re under cover, there’s nothing to see. If there’s something to see, well I guess they blew their cover. But Randy Dean Sievert is being charged, and accused of violating his probation. …
The Bitter Biddle Battle
I’m all cool with seeing someone get back what they’re owed, especially from the government, but doesn’t it get a little ridiculous when the person getting repaid is the original lender’s great granddaughter, a great granddaughter who is 77, and the debt is 147 years old? At this point, I don’t think anyone would have …