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Physicist Claims Science Proves God’s Existence Does this make no sense to me because I’m no good at math or physics, or does it make no sense to me because like most matters of religion it makes no sense whatsoever? Discuss.
You expect who to do what?
Raaaar! That’s what this news story made me do when I saw it on the 6:00 news. Apparently, suicide is the leading cause of death in people ages 10-24. 10? good lord! That’s not the part that makes me go raaar. This is. The school system has decided that they need to educate all the …
Can You Hear Me Now? No? Great, Mission Accomplished!
Ok, here’s the new most retarded thing I heard all time all my life. Mobiles to be blocked for Bush Mobile phone calls in sections of Sydney’s CBD will reportedly be blocked during US President George Bush’s APEC visit in September. News Limited papers report the sophisticated counter-terrorism measure will be used to prevent mobile …
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I’m Gonna Sue Your Ass!
I didn’t think it would be possible, but the Celebrity Butt Plug thing I posted about last month just got even funnier. It seems that there’s more than one company making butt plug President Bush’s, and feeling that there’s only room for one President in the hearts and cracks of the public, these 2 companies …
When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie, That’s…A Beer?
A couple of guys from the Chicago area have for some reason teamed up to create Mama Mia Pizza Beer, a beer that smells and tastes like a pizza because well, it’s brewed using real pizza and pizza ingredients. Gold Medal Winning Brewmaster, Mike Rybinski of Walter Payton’s Roundhouse has teamed up with Award Winning …
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I Know One Teacher Who Should Go to Hell
Wow. This story is another example of schools going to, well, hell. An English teacher at Fillmore Central High School told her class to do travel brochures on places they’d like to visit. Michael Sattler decided he’d like to visit Hell. that’s right, Hell, Michigan. There is a town called Hell, and he did his …
White Cane for a Black Dog
Um, wow. Trixie is making me famous. One thing that the school in San Rafael does is send press releases to local media about people coming home with their new woofs. I guess it caught the attention of the Guelph Tribune, so they asked me if they could get a photo and do a little …
Wiley Coyote, or Roadrunner?
Wow. This guy sounds like a piece of work. Michael Wiley has no arms and only one good leg, but he has managed to get into several police chases and get his license suspended. In the last chase, he actually got away from police. Impressive! He’s not only known for his bad, or good, driving …
I Don’t See Anything Wrong with This, Do You?
When I read this story, all I could think was, what? That mixed with disgust were my only thoughts. Where do I begin? Researchers at the University of Toronto and the University of Lethbridge have joined together to conduct a study on pedophiles. They want to pay 250 sex offenders $60 each to view pictures …
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