I didn’t think it would be possible, but the Celebrity Butt Plug thing I posted about last month just got even funnier. It seems that there’s more than one company making butt plug President Bush’s, and feeling that there’s only room for one President in the hearts and cracks of the public, these 2 companies …
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When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie, That’s…A Beer?
A couple of guys from the Chicago area have for some reason teamed up to create Mama Mia Pizza Beer, a beer that smells and tastes like a pizza because well, it’s brewed using real pizza and pizza ingredients. Gold Medal Winning Brewmaster, Mike Rybinski of Walter Payton’s Roundhouse has teamed up with Award Winning …
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I Know One Teacher Who Should Go to Hell
Wow. This story is another example of schools going to, well, hell. An English teacher at Fillmore Central High School told her class to do travel brochures on places they’d like to visit. Michael Sattler decided he’d like to visit Hell. that’s right, Hell, Michigan. There is a town called Hell, and he did his …
White Cane for a Black Dog
Um, wow. Trixie is making me famous. One thing that the school in San Rafael does is send press releases to local media about people coming home with their new woofs. I guess it caught the attention of the Guelph Tribune, so they asked me if they could get a photo and do a little …
Wiley Coyote, or Roadrunner?
Wow. This guy sounds like a piece of work. Michael Wiley has no arms and only one good leg, but he has managed to get into several police chases and get his license suspended. In the last chase, he actually got away from police. Impressive! He’s not only known for his bad, or good, driving …
I Don’t See Anything Wrong with This, Do You?
When I read this story, all I could think was, what? That mixed with disgust were my only thoughts. Where do I begin? Researchers at the University of Toronto and the University of Lethbridge have joined together to conduct a study on pedophiles. They want to pay 250 sex offenders $60 each to view pictures …
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That’s Not Supposed to be How the Story Ends!
Wow. This just doesn’t seem fair. Remember all the difficulties Laura Baily had in keeping her seat on city council? Well, while I was gone to Guide Dog school, she lost a battle with cancer and passed away. It doesn’t seem like the right ending to that story, does it?
I can feel our IQ dropping.
Ug the news. Sometimes it pisses me off. I’ve already bitched about the lameness of some news stories, but the story I saw tonight brought lameness to a brand new low. Ok, the story was that some coffee-consumption could help prevent colon cancer and would help your liver, but drinking too much of it would …
Defaced Book?
My friend should be glad he didn’t have an employer like this. Hell, he beheaded his employee for not milking his cows, imagine what he would have done if the man had talked badly about him to his friends!
Well, If Bush Can Be President…
MySpace backs reality TV presidential race I’m not sure what to say about this. I’d say we’re doomed, but that would be news to just about no one. And this whole concept would seem a lot more out there and ridiculous than it does if the last 7 years hadn’t happened.