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Who’s more stupid?
Ok, I don’t know why this makes me bristle so much, but here we go. I was watching the news, and saw something. Some dick has been running around from Tim Hortons to Tim Hortons swiping the Tsunami donation boxes and casually leaving. Ok. But here’s where I start to get mad. First of all, …
A Few Hundred More People I Feel Sorry For
I thought about doing this on the radio, but that would probably be a bad idea, because I know me. Mr Little Penis gives up A Romanian man whose surname means Little Penis has given up trying to change it because of red tape. Constantin Putica, 45, said he had got fed up with trips …
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The Creepiest Thing I’ve Heard All Year
This comes from Ananova. Dream holiday turns to nightmare A German professor who went on a dream holiday to Costa Rica woke up in an airport departure lounge to find his leg had been amputated. The professor said he had gone to see a doctor at a hospital in San Jose because his left foot …
I Don’t Feel Sorry For Many People, But…
I’ll gladly make an exception in this case.
There’s Gotta Be A Better Way
Reno, Nev. – Police received a call for help from a 50-year-old Reno man who said he couldn’t stop bleeding from a self-castration operation. Police and paramedics responded to the call and took the man to the Washoe Medical Center. According to hospital officials, the man had administered a successful castration on himself thanks to …
The Gay Bomb?
I saw this article yesterday and ever since I’ve laughed every time I’ve thought about it. These are actual US military weapon ideas that people were trying to get actual funding to develop. I don’t know about you, but I feel safer already.
Why Stealing Is Wrong, And Why Tobacco Might Not Be
A 26-year-old man’s first mistake was allegedly stealing a tractor-trailer rig that had been left unattended with the engine running, police say. His second blunder was mistaking the truck driver’s tobacco-spit cup for something refreshing, and taking a swig. The tale of alleged instant justice had its roots earlier Monday, the report said, when the …
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I Guess We Can’t Say 24/7 Anymore
I’m sure by now most of you are probably sick of reading and hearing about the tsunami, but check this out anyway, it’s interesting. Tsunami moves North Pole, shortens daytime Some of those numbers might look small, but just consider how much force it had to take for that to happen.
Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers…
You can’t make up stuff like this. And check out the quote at the end. Not so much for what he says, but for the way he says it. MUSCATINE, Iowa (AP) – A Wal-Mart greeter was sacked for apparently showing too much of his friendly side to customers. Dean Wooten, 65, was accused of …