Here’s a post that most definitely needs itself a soundtrack. 36-Year-old Michael Harper has been sentenced to a year in prison for an attempted metal theft at a power substation in Leicester, England. But that’s small potatoes compared to the sentence of life long disfigurement he received while the crime was in progress. Remember how …
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I Think We Need A Stronger Word Than Agony!
What a pack of posts I’ve managed to put up this morning. Last night, I read something that made me shriek several times, and caused Steve to walk away from watching the Royal Rumble to find out what in hell was wrong with me. Do you want to know what I was reading? Alrighty, here …
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Ouch. Can’t Think Of Any Better Title
Really, this story doesn’t need much else said. I mean, all you need are the words Man Stabbed In Scrotum With Hypodermic Needle and the flinching begins. I don’t even possess a scrotum and I’m shrieking imagining the agony. And to make things worse, part of the needle broke off inside. Ow ow ow ow …
The Latest Buzz
I don’t have a lot of words. Just eek! Oh, and maybe beeeeeeees! Apparently there are some crazy aggressive bees in California and Arizona that no one would use in a bee beard. In California, they attacked a dude in a wheelchair and 3 guys trying to rescue him. Meanwhile, in Arizona, some more bees …
Use A Safety Buoy, Your Boys Will Thank You!
Here’s a message to all scuba divers. Use a safety buoy, or else a fisherman might get ya by the short and curlies. That’s what happened to one poor sucker in England. John Goldfinch was happily fishing away, hoping for some mackerel. But what he got was a scuba diver. And where did he get …
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Ten Finger Seany On The Fourth Day Of July…
Soundtrack time! Why am I so amused by the image of a guy getting himself pretty crisped up by grinding up fireworks in a coffee grinder? Sean Michael Ogden was trying to break down smaller fireworks to make bigger ones. All he made was a big boom, a big boom that shook the house of …
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Prickly Situation
I saw this a little while ago and knew I wanted to post about it. But my brain still was pretty fried, so nothing happened. I’m sure lots of times, parents have said they’ll kick their kids out of their car and leave them behind. Of course, they won’t do it. Well, this parent did. …
Don’t Forget To Sort That Into The Orgasmic Waste Bag
I really have become quite jaded. I can read a story about a woman chopping off her husband’s penis and think “Meh, whatever.” But a couple things about this one caught my attention. After she had, um, removed his thing, she put it through the garbage disposal! Oh dear. Unlike John Bobbitt, he ain’t gettin’ …
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A Heated Battle Over Rent Money
When we lived in our old place waaaay back in the days when Steve’s laundry basket was stolen and drunks came for an unintended sleepover, we used to joke that the owner of our building was a mobster. It’s a good thing we were never late with rent. Otherwise, this may have happened to us. …
No Pain, No Gain, No Phone, No Cash, No Weed…
Earl Lee Vogtdefinitely seems to subscribe to the go big or go home philosophy when it comes to smuggling stuff into jail via the trusty ass crack. According to police, Vogt’s anal inventory included a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco and $140 in cash. Colour me impressed…and a wee …
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