I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I agree with a church on something, for the most part. A church in New Zealand put up a billboard showing a sad Mary and Joseph lying in bed with the words “Poor Joseph. God is a hard act to follow.” I had to chuckle. I know I …
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The Service
Well, I made it through my cousin’s service yesterday…although I can’t say the same for several kleenexes. Poor dad, I blew through his entire stash, and he had to get more! Poor, poor dad. The church was jam packed full of people, so much so that the minister had to go get more chairs. There …
In Heaven There Are No Pets?
Oh boy. We’ve talked before about that service that promised to send information to specified people post-rapture. Now, Ann Adams let me know of a company promissing to save your pets if you get scooped up to heaven. What I can’t figure out is, if I am to believe they plan to provide this service, …
More Ads That Make Us Think Too Much
It’s been a while since we’ve written one of these. But we thought we’d compiled enough commercials or slogans to do another one. We saw a commercial for something called “Juicy Juice immunity.” Juicy juice? It’s juice. Shouldn’t it be juicy? If not, it wouldn’t be…juice, would it? I know it’s a product for kids, …
Let’s Hope He Doesn’t Have Daughters…
I don’t understand the leniency of this jury. Johnny Marlowe was accused of, and admitted to, circumcizing his sons with a box cutter because god told him to, ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow, but he only got misdemeanor child abuse charges. Why, why, why why why? What do you have to do …
Goddess Got Your Tongue?
I know this is India, and I know people worship differently there, but really, is it ever necessary to cut out your tongue and offer it up to a deity? Ramveer Singh Baghel decided it was, and did. When people found him bleeding from the mouth and pointing to the feet of a giant statue …
It’s Not Called "Death To The Infidels On Capital Hill"
I saw this article on Snopes, and the sentiment behind the quoted email made me too angry for words. Some people got upset about the Islam on Capital Hill gathering and started sending this email around saying things like As I received this news, the Lord immediately brought back to mind the words that He …
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About An Abuser I’ll Sing A song, rickety tickety Tin…
I’ve got news for ya, Mesac Damas. You could have gone ahead and tried to end your life if the true reason for not doing it was avoiding going to hell. You’re going there I’m sure. You killed your wife and five kids! And you’re not going to be excecuted by Saturday. and I doubt …
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Father Knows Breast
Beatrice Hernandez is reaching Bonnie Ashley levels here. I’m going to try and tell the story first and then make fun of it. Beatrice Hernandez was a stripper. As she was dancing on poles and doing other stripperly things, in walks David Dueppen. She likes him, and begins to date him. She then finds out …
Genesis Explained Scientifically
Ok everyone, it’s time for some fancy religious book learnin’. Not only is thisvideoeducational and entertaining, it’s also narrated by the same voice I use when I playcomputer golf for blind people.