Ok everyone, it’s time for some fancy religious book learnin’. Not only is thisvideoeducational and entertaining, it’s also narrated by the same voice I use when I playcomputer golf for blind people.
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Large Babble-Fest Comin’ Your Way
It’s been a little while since I’ve talked about whatever I wanted without a singular focus, and the mood struck me to do it, so here I am. Mother Nature is a miserly old witch this year. She gave us a short summer, and then, right on schedule, brought the fall! There is something in …
Giving Thanks and Causing Thunks
Wow, here’s some sick irony for ya. Gunther Link got stuck in an elevator. He frantically prayed to God asking that he would be freed. He was soon extricated from the elevator. to give thanks, he went straight to a church and embraced a pillar…which caused an 860-pound statue to fall on him. He died …
How Did He Fail thee? Let Us Count TheWays.
I think I agree with chuck Shepherd of News of the Weird’s assessment that Hell’s totally waiting for Aurelio Vallerillo-Sanchez. Uh-huh, and I think there’s also a place for him if there ever is a fail hall of fame. Should we create it in honour of William Topaz McGonagall? Anyway, I digress. Let us place …
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>Love Thy Non-Fat, Non-Bald, Non-Tabloid-Reading Neighbour
>This story about the church of England telling its members to be more welcoming toward certain groups has my brain spinning in many directions. First, I’m glad somebody realized that church, although it makes claims of friendliness and desire to reach all of God’s people, often isn’t the most friendly and welcoming of places. In …
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Ahh, So That’s Why We Say That
Remember that guy who electrocuted a pickle to show us all how God gives us energy? Well… I think he’s been topped. The part about being a burn victim being the best thing that ever happened to some guy he knows is particularly mind bending not to mention disturbing. Oh yeah,and isn’t yelling Jesus Christ …
Soul Survivor
This story about a reality TV show where various preachers try to convert atheists twists my head around. Basically, 10 atheists who have been interviewed to assure that they are truly atheists go on the show and a muslim imam, a rabbi, a greek orthodox priest and a monk try to prove the merits of …
And God Said, Let There Be Horrible Mutilations Of The English Language, And It Was So.
The other day, Steve happened to be cruisin’ around our page and saw an ad for a text lingo bible. We can’t click on it, but it sure peaked our curiosity. Steve and I thought two different things. I thought it was like a lexicon for all things textspeak. Steve thought it was a translation …
Can I Get An Amen!?
Panicked, Sweat-Covered Pope Reverses Longstanding Ban On Abortion
I wonder If The Head Of the Invisible government Talks To Him Too
Every time I try and write about this, my brain shuts down. It just can’t handle this level of insanity and I think it’s trying to protect itself from harm. Certain things I come across have that power, and this is one of them. Ok brain, you have to get through this. It’s for the …
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