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I hate to ask this question of my American friends, but are racist ignoramuses the main product you’re manufacturing down there nowadays? It’s hard not to think so what with everything going on in Arizona and nowthis. A group of protesters calling itself Stop Islamization of America gathered near the site of a proposed mosque …
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Hahhahhahahhaa! Read this story, and just try not to laugh. Apparently a dude changed his name to Lord Jesus Christ, and then someone ran that dude down in a crosswalk! Hilarious writing ensues! I really don’t have any more to say.
A muslim woman driving a go-cart was strangled by her own burkha when part of it got caught in the wheels. This got me to thinking. The go-cart place is kind of caught between a rock and a hard place. To protect the safety of riders, they would have to mention that you shouldn’t ride …
I really didn’t want to do this one yet. I was hoping to find something funny before I wrote about this. But I couldn’t find anything. Kevin and Elizabeth Schatz are facing some pretty serious charges because of some discipline methods they used on their kids, namely beating them with a length of quarter-inch plumbing …
Pope, Irish bishops discuss child sex abuse They all agree it’s a pretty good idea.
I woke up to a fun surprise. It’s Valentine’s Day, but since Steve already bought me a giant birthday dinner, I told him he didn’t have to worry about getting me a Valentine’s Day present. He would have none of that, and told me here was a present, not for Valentine’s Day, but for just …
I feel sorry for this dance instructor. It sounds like he would have gotten, well, quite the shock. It all started when Kevin Johnson called him and asked for some dance lessons. But when Johnson showed up at the instructor’s door, he came with some other plans in mind. I guess he was morally offended …
Yesterday we got talking about Pat Robertson and his thoughts on Haiti making a deal with the devil. Honestly, I don’t know why he has any followers at all. Anyway, Ro found this letter to Robertson from Satan. It’s a beautiful thing. Dear Pat Robertson, I know that you know that all press is good …
I had some thoughts floating around in my head so thought I’d put them down. I don’t know if this is long enough to lock the VO keys for, but hey, it might surprise me. I’m dangerous when I get going. God, all this bullshit with Stephen Harper suspending parliament just so he can avoid …
What a strange sermon to give, but apparently Anglican Reverend Tim Jones gave it. Essentially he said that all the poor people should not burglarize homes or mug people or turn to prostitution to fill their bellies this Christmas. No, there is a better way. shoplift cans of Ravioli from big chain stores. Are there …