Shot Through The Heart, And You’re To Blame, You Give Custody Plots A Bad Name

I understand wanting custody of your kid and being desperate, but your choices of plans should not include getting your buddy to shoot you and making it look like your ex-wife’s new boyfriend did it. For one, if the framing doesn’t go well, you may end up going down hard, and then you certainly won’t …

Liar Liar, Can’t Set Car On Fire

We’ve heard it since we were little children that it’s better to tell the truth than to lie, because lies eventually catch up with you, and the truth makes more sense. Here’s a perfect example of that. The first story that Sara Blasse told upon arriving at the hospital with a broken arm was that …

He Didn’t Pay For The Items, And He Didn’t Pay His Bail Either!

Ronald T. White sounds like quite the dumbass. He was arrested on shoplifting charges. He paid his bail, $400 worth of it, but some of the money was fake. Then, after getting home, he realized that he shouldn’t have been made to pay bail for one of the warrants. So, he marched right back in …

Oh Baby, What I Wouldn’t Give For A Beer Right Now

A 24-year-old Massachusetts man is in trouble with the police and hopefully his significant other after he allegedlytried to trade his 3-month-old daughter to a maintenance man in exchange for 2 1.1 litre beers outside of a gas station convenience store while the baby’s mother was inside buying cigarettes. Fortunately, either because he’s a good …

Was She Trying To Move Into That Room?

Hey Clarissa Jean Kutil. Next time you decide to do something stupid like revving your car’s engine to startle people sitting on your trunk, don’t do it near a lot of people, because if something goes wrong, you might end up causing the death of a 101-year-old lady. That’s quite the mix-up, confusing reverse for …

Twenty Years For A Couple Of Fools

It’s nice to see some mortgage scammers get what they deserve. Kurt F. Johnson and Dale Heineman were on trial for scamming some people and getting 3 million dollars from them. As a way to somehow wiggle out of having a trial, they said they would represent themselves, and then did stupid things like filing …