This is what Carlos Roberto Medina-Bailon looked like before he decided to escape from jail via climbing into a dumpster, whose contents were subsequentlycrushed by the garbage truck’s trash compactor and buried in the landfill. He was working as a trusty in the kitchen downstairs in jail, helping to prepare breakfast, when he escaped. After …
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Waaaa! Give Me My Booze Now! Waaaa!
It’s a special kind of man who, when police tell him he won’t be getting his brandy back because it was being held as evidence, would lay down at an intersection and have a tantrum, demanding his booze back. The funny part was he was robbed of his brandy, and when police found it, of …
Crossing The Line
Now, a cross in a cemetery is considered unsafe in the UK. Apparently, all the headstones must be flat. Not only that, but any crosses were removed that were there, apparently without informing family. That’s just insensitive and disrespectful.
The Prison Needs A Bra To Contain The Boobs They Have For Guards
Brittney Horstman is one determined lawyer. She went in to see her client at the Miami Federal Detention Center and set off the metal detector. Even though the guards knew it was the underwire in her bra, they still said nope. So, she went to the washroom and removed her bra. Now, they wouldn’t let …
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Wiiiiiilllllliiiiiieeeee!
You know, as much as I have to make fun of Willie Eugene Lewis for climbing into an electrical substation, I do have to give him kudos for being able to walk to the emergency room on his own after receiving the frizzle frying that he did. Nobody can tell us why Lewis felt the …
When They Say They Give An Honest Telling Of Events, They Ain’t Kidding.
I wouldn’t have written about this story about a guy gettin’ it on with 3 horses, except for what I saw the guy’s mug shot had been labeled as. The picture was seriously labeled “horse_fucker.jpg”. Yup. That’s what someone at the Covington News thought would be a good name for Byron Christopher Jordan’s picture on …
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I Might As Well Crack Open Another One Since I Can’t Crack Open My Car
And we thought the guy slugging back a brew while the police wrote him up for DUI was bad. Paul Nigel Sneddon has him beat hands down. This guy got in a car accident after going on a 4-day drinking binge, , and his car was flipped over on its roof, but he still thought …
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Hot And Ready…To Go To Jail
I guess we can add Nathan Jay Seidel and Tyler Joseph McLaughin to the list of folks not meant to commit crimes. They called for a pizza, and when the delivery man arrived, they pulled a gun on him and demanded his money. He gave them two pizzas, money and his cellphone…but then Seidel dropped …
This Is Why We Have An Irony Tag
St. Petersburg, Florida – Starting January 1st, manufacturers are required to sell fire-safe cigarettes in Florida. But many smokers don’t like the cigarettes, which burn out when left unattended. “90 percent of the people in this store don’t like them,” said Phil Kassis, owner of PK’s Food Store on Haines Road North in St. Petersburg. …
I’ll Hit You Tonight, With A Downtown Train
Why do we still have people wearing headphones while crossing train tracks? I know in one case, they’re not sure if he was wearing headphones, but in another that just happened not too long before these last two train deaths, the guy was definitely wearing headphones. I feel sorry for the folks driving the Maple …
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