Wow. Looks like we have another Jonathan G. Parker. That’s three of them in under a year! This unnamed boy broke into a furniture store’s office, stole some things, then got on the computer, looked at some porn, then logged into his MySpace and listed the items he was planning to walk off with. It …
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Laundry Chutes Are For Laundry
Ya know, when you’re 20 years old, and you’re being dared by kids to do stuff, you’re supposed to be the sensible one. So when they dare you to go down a laundry chute, you’re supposed to say no so you don’t get stuck and need rescuing by firefighters like this nimrod did. I thought …
Just Couldn’t Stay Off The Drugs
I know Michael Berg was happy that he passed his court-ordered drug test, but perhaps sucking back a bunch of booze and then a shot glass full of liquid morphine wasn’t the best way to celebrate. It sure wasn’t in this case, Berg is dead now.
The Only Snorting People Will Be Doing Will Be Caused By Laughter
I think someone was trying to send this German guy a message that he was not meant to do drugs. He was getting drugs all ready to snort, and was using the roof of a car. He didn’t realize that the car he was using was an unmarked police car, and the cops using the …
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Do Not Pass Go, Get Your Head Kicked In
We’ve said before that paying for crack with a credit card is not a good idea. Now, we found out about someone who thought paying with Monopoly money would be a swell plan. Funny I should say “swell.” It sounds like he’ll have quite a few bumps on his head from the beating he received …
Someone Needs More Training…No, Not That Kind.
I know that when police and firefighters are responding to an accident, they have to think quickly. But why would anyone think train tracks would be a good place to park a giant fire engine? Of course, the train came while they were dealing with things, and the fire engine was turned into a crumpled …
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Good 8:48 AM But Only In My Time Zone, Everybody!
Here’s a bit of anarticleabout the Warwickshire police department’s Policing Our Communities handbook, which contains a section on communicating with people from different cultural backgrounds. I’m going to present it as written, because everything I could possibly have to say about it has been said elsewhere in the UK tag. It states: ‘Don’t assume those …
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Not All Silicone Is Created Equal.
We’d heard about cosmetic butt injections that weren’t what they were supposed to be. Now, six more New Jersey women wound up in hospital after having industrial caulking injected into their buttocks. Six women? And none of them thought things were fishy? God people are desperate for plastic surgery on the cheap. Now they’re having …
She’s Gonna Have A Hard Time Saying That’s Not Hers…
You know, if your name is Rebekah Michal Tracht-Kader, and you’ve got a stash of pot in your car, it’s not a good idea to write “Rebekah’s pot” on the box containing said pot stash. This is especially bad when you’re being pulled over for drinking and driving and they find your pot.
At Least He’s Used To Being Locked Up
If only all burglars were so easy to catch. Travis James Neeley tried to break into someone’s car, but a neighbour saw what he was about to do and told the car’s owners. They kept him locked in the car. How did they do this? Every time Neeley tried to open the door to get …