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When a story involvessome idiot doing something dangerous and stupid and calling it a prank *and* a person covered with food,you know we’re posting it. According to a police report, John Addie was driving his Honda when he noticed someone lean out of an approaching white Dodge and throw something. The next thing Addie knew his …
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There’s never a good time to fondle a woman who doesn’t want to be fondled, but there are especially bad times to try. For instance, when the woman in question isa nurse in the midst of helping to deliver your baby,the time is no good at all. If you don’t want to take my word …
Hey Andrew Bawden, if you ever manage to get out of jail again, I have two tips for ya. Don’t start burglarizing an hour after being bailed out, and put your charge sheet and interrogation DVD in a place where they can’t fall out at various crime scenes. Thanks to those two big clues you …
You have to be a special kind of drunk to drive around with a missing wheel, or a gasoline hose still dangling from the tank. But that’s what these two drunk drivers did. How does one lose a wheel? That is never explained.
Now there’s a butt call. Two kids decided to burglarize a house. But one of them inadvertently dialed 911 during the robbery. They never say if the call was a butt-call or what. Either way, a 13-year-old and a 19-year-old got caught with the loot. I wonder why they gave the 13-year-old’s name in the …
Today’s tip: Do not under any circumstances everplay a little game of grab ass with the police officer who has been interrogating you about sex crimes, even if all you’re trying to do is “commend her for shaking her rear end so nicely.”This will never end well, unless your idea of ending well involves sexual …
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Wow, what a whole lot of needless and ultimately fruitless effort went intothis. Police were told the man, 27, entered the Lusty Lady through the front door backwards and entered stall No. 7. Police said he climbed through the ceiling panels and onto the glass ceiling above the dance floor. A stripper “was startled when …
Here’s a quick tip, so to speak. When you’re picked up by the cops for being a creepy pervert who took pictures of a naked 3-year-old boy who is being changed by his parents at a park and those same cops search your camera and find about 50 more naked boy pictures on it, telling …
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Jesus doesthisever make us look amazingly pathetic as a country. The game is on and we’re all trying to watch it, so here’s the short version: Canada isn’t leading the medal standings and won’t be owning the podium because of all the fans and their damn cheering distracting the athletes. Of course I’m serious, who …
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I think Dane Chan is John Rempel stupid. Just read this little excerpt and see if you agree. The 36-year-old Upper West Side woman says she first went to Mitchell’s lair — Zena Psychic on Seventh Avenue South at Bleecker Street — in October 2008, when she was down in the dumps over problems at …