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There’s nothing all that special aboutthis story,but I chuckle every time I read it and it happened locally so I figure that counts for something. Plus I have a mental picture of a person who thinks that he’s more important than the rest of the world and it’s nice to see folks like that get …
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I saw this story on the news and thought that it must be blogged. A pair of dumbasses in Shakespeare, Ontario, thought a good object of target practice would be a propane tank. since the story’s here, you can guess what happened. If you can’t, let me sum it up by saying kaboom! Now, read …
I can’t stop laughing. I can’t stop laughing I can’t stop laughing I can’t stop laughing! Ok, writing that seems to have allowed me to concentrate. We thought recipes calling for henbane and 20 nutmeg nuts were bad. Now, Ann has let me know that there’s a pasta recipe book that had a recipe in …
Ow ow ow ow ow! A guy broke into a hunting and fishing store, but the robbery was not successful. Why? He lost his balance and fell on some fish hooks, getting them embedded in his butt. One of them had to be removed in hospital. Oh, you say, but how do you know they …
If you found a dentist whose practice was set up in the basement of a house, would you let him do a root canal on you? This woman did, and look at where she is. That means it didn’t go so well. I don’t know if the detail of the office being hidden behind the …
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I think the most I saw at a ballgame in terms of disorderly conduct was a dude mooning someone. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone deliberately throw up on a kid. Yeah, the kid was 11. That says something about the deliberate puker, Matthew R. Clemmens. And to Mr. Clemmens, I say ha ha …
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This guy can’t win for losin’, and then he just becomes a loser. Richard Zeh was responding to a Craigslist ad for a group sex encounter. But, he came to the wrong house. When he figured out it was the wrong house, he went to the correct address as listed in the ad. But then, …
Here comes another joker who thinks telling flight crew members that he’s lighting his shoes on fire is funny funny ha ha ha ha ha! What makes this guy an even bigger dipshit is he’s a diplomat. The man, identified as Mohammed Al-Madidi, was on a flight and decided to sneak a cigarette in the …
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Here comes another person who doesn’t understand the difference between a good April Fools joke and a bad one. Michael Kelly’s mom called him up saying his son was missing. So, he drove home way too fast, sped away from police when they tried to pull him over, and got arrested. Then he found out …
Here’s another place you should not seek a doctor. If a doctor is advertising himself on Craigslist, it’s probably bad news, especially if he’s looking for sperm donors. Likely, all you’ll get is molestation disguised as a physical. I know Jeffrey Graybill stole another doctor’s ID, but…who advertises on Craigslist and conducts physicals out of …